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auto blumpkano

The act of giving oneself a blumpkin.
Did you hear about Matt last night? Heard he got so drunk he gave himself an auto blumpkano!
by pigy_G December 15, 2010
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blumpkant

when you jack off while taking a shit because you don't have a girl to give you a blow job
did you get that blumpkin yesterday?

no my girl left so it was a blumpkant
by captain penismilk December 20, 2009
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Blumpcan

When an individual consumes a canned alcoholic beverage while utilizing a private or public toilet.
Brian’s girlfriend wouldn’t give him a Blumpkin, so, Brian had a Blumpcan instead.
by KRiver August 14, 2019
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