auto blumpkano

The act of giving oneself a blumpkin.

Did you hear about Matt last night? Heard he got so drunk he gave himself an auto blumpkano!

by pigy_G December 15, 2010

blumpkant

when you jack off while taking a shit because you don't have a girl to give you a blow job

did you get that blumpkin yesterday?

no my girl left so it was a blumpkant

by captain penismilk December 20, 2009

Blumpcan

When an individual consumes a canned alcoholic beverage while utilizing a private or public toilet.

Brian’s girlfriend wouldn’t give him a Blumpkin, so, Brian had a Blumpcan instead.

by KRiver August 14, 2019