Blumpberry

The action of using one's Blackberry while taking a dump. A derivative of blumpkin and blongkin.

Bro1: "Yo bro why have you been in the bathroom for the past half-hour?"
Bro 2:"Yo bro I was taking a Blumpberry."
Bro1:"Oh word I just got your BBM."

by Herb McSpice November 23, 2010

blumpernickle

farting while getting head

Yo, Tracy was down for giving me a blumpernickle after hitting up Taco Bell, think I'm gonna wife her up

by Doc Baggz December 25, 2014

Blumper-Decker-Dactyl

The act of receiving a blumpkin while taking an upper decker as the female is also giving two guys on the sides handjobs (the head and hand movements mimic a pterodactyl flying.)

Dude, I felt like I was in the prehistoric era because of how believable her pterodactyl was when she was giving us a blumper-decker-dactyl!

by CPSC October 4, 2010

Blumper Decker

Getting a blowjob while performing an upper decker

Did you here about slut last night giving him a blumper decker?

by Stevie Thunder April 25, 2009

Double Blumperdecker

When one person shits in the water tank, preferably onto the ballcock, while receiving oral sex from a partner who is sitting on the toilet, AC Slater style, also taking a shit.

So I went to leave an Upper Decker in Bill's toilet, but Mary came in and offered to give me a Double Blumperdecker since she had to shit, too.

by Tarzanello April 1, 2015

Blumperdecker

Receiving a Blumpkin while taking an Upper-Decker, it's as simple as that.

Joanie loves Chachi so much that she gave him a Blumperdecker the other day in a rundown truck stop bathroom because they had nothing better to do.

by Dico Brohey February 22, 2010

blumpkeroni

Giving yourself head while pinching a loaf. A cross between blumpkin and limberoni. (If your not sure what limberoni is search for limberoni.jpg on the web.

Nothing like a blumpkeroni to take the edge off.

by Mr. Blumpkin September 8, 2004