cactus budding

When a man has herpes along the shaft of his penis, and the herpes grow hairs, similar to a cactus budding with its prickles.

Tashawn: "Man I thought it was bad when I had herpes, but now I'm CACTUS BUDDING!!"
Joe: "Damn dawg, that's wack ass shit."

by Jazz Speller September 25, 2017

Bludging

Wasting time doing unproductive tasks, usually at the expense of your boss or the government.

What did you do today at work Jo? "Oh just the usual, stalked people on social media sites and posted random stuff on urbandictionary.com, just bludging whilst getting paid, yo"

by Jo_Os June 21, 2013

Budding Nancy

A swollen and inflamed anal sphincter. Always from too much, vigorous anal sex.

She was a budding Nancy this morning after I pounded her back door.

by Eaton Holgoode December 22, 2018

rose budding

Verb. An extreme form of anal sex when a performer in a porn scene intentionally prolapses her rectum, which another performer then proceeds to french kiss, in effect sucking on the descending colon of the first performer.

Dude. That chick is into rose budding. BIOHAZARD! Stay away!

by HangmanAngman January 24, 2014

budding

british, the act of throwing buds of plants at windows of peoples homes just for kicks. Plant buds favoured because stones/rocks smash and eggs splat, allows one to be a little bugger whilst not being a complete shit. Plus, plant buds are to hand when roaming the street with ones friends. Repeated visits to the same house cause maximum annoyance, often resulting in getting chased by the homeowner!!!

"shall we go budding?" "most def, grab that plant bud and throw it at mrs smith, pain in the arse she is!!"

by mozza8008 December 31, 2006

bladding

Doing something stupid, crazy, and/or disgusting.

There are three rules to bladding.

1. You must bring someone who's never bladded before
2. Once you agree to go bladding, you can't back out. Bad things happen if you do.
3. You can't talk about bladding to anybody.

Guy1: Hey, what's bladding? I Googled it and nothing turned up.
Guy2: I can't tell you, it's secret. But if you want, you can go bladding with me and some other guys and you'll find out yourself.

by Formina Sage November 1, 2010

Double buddin'

When you are listening to music with one ear bud in and then a really good song comes on and you HAVE to put in both ear buds.

Sorry dude my favorite song just came on, I'm a be double buddin'

by Mcluvin' December 30, 2019