shomi and blow me

The ghetto Netflix and chill, especially for Rogers subscribers who have the Shomi bundle.

"Hey girl, Rogers hooked me up, come over for Shomi and Blow me" shomi savage netflix netflixandchill chill ghetto sexy

by FromDesWithLove September 21, 2016

blow me

Just those two words you say when you cant be bothered arguing with someone.

"Stop being such an asshole, your so self centered and" (interuption by you) "oh blow me!"

by Adampfdaman June 30, 2005

Blow me where the pampers is

Originating from the 1994 movie: PCU. This term is most used as a comeback when someone says or does something you dislike. Can be used just like: "blow me" but adds that extra bit of urban flavor. This saying will often confuse and insult simultaneously.

Dude 1: Why did you order cheese on my burger?

Dude 2: I went and got it, didn't I?

Dude 1: So?!

Dude 2: So! You can "Blow me where the pampers is!"

by Underdrummer May 16, 2011

blow me

To tell someone to give you oral sex, usually with a sarcastic tone.

Fuck you, why don't you just blow me

by Tom Power June 9, 2005

blow me dry

A usually derogatory invitation/command for the other to suck you off so many times you'll have no cum left.

To emphasise, add "and call me Dusty!"

Brad: Yo, Chad, wanna go bowling tonight?
Chad Yeah, right, blow me dry & call me Dusty!
Brad: Pardon me?
Chad In other words, Fuck you & fuck off!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada September 1, 2009

Blow me backwards

The insult equivalent to suck me sideways used in situations resulting in great surprise, happieness, shock, or anger. Often used when something out of the ordinary happens, or you are told about something out of the ordinary happening to someone else. Can also be taken literaly, if a man tells someone to blow him backwards it means blow me so good I cum propeling myself across the room.

Guy 1: dude, that chick just grew a penis in under a minute
guy 2: well, blow me backwards, that's crazy shit right there!

by wednesdaycircusfreak May 30, 2010

Shomi and blow me

When you run out of things to watch on Netflix and you're done just chilling

"I am hoping tonight's date moves past Netflix and Chill...could use a Shomi and blow me."

by newsvava July 29, 2016