blowgig

The act of starting oral sex on a man's penis as foreplay without him cumming. The “job” wasn’t done so it falls under the gig economy.

Since when did women think a one minute blowgig is equal to a full blowjob. I miss the old days when a blowjob was a blowjob!

by OO7DC February 10, 2022

mexican blowpipe

when you have peformed anal and have finished you or someone else (3rd party) ether get a straw or use your lips to get the cum out

those two girls last night were dirty, they let me do a mexican blowpipe to them

by Edinburghboy June 12, 2013

blow pig

any female (or girl if you will) who will blow just about anyone

Also, any girl who simply loves to suck d*ck like a grimey whore.

Note: Blow pigs can be sloppy, overweight, AND/OR ugly BUT when getting a BJ, especially from an experienced blow-pig, WHO REALLY CARES ANYWAY!!

Guy 1: Yo dude, check that girl out over there, she looks like a real blow pig!

Guy 2: Yeah man, i bet she guzzles buckets of cum in her spare time. You can tell shes just asking for that guy to stick his d*ck in her mouth.

Guy 1: F*ck yeah.

by I Love Dirty Whores May 30, 2006

Blowpiphany

Ideas which occur to a cocaine user which seem to be deep or significant but in reality are fucking stupid.

Dude, I just had the best blowpiphany! Tomorrow I'm buying you rollerblades, because that's what you need to resolve your life crisis.

by SpaceBastard October 26, 2017

Blowpipe

The process of farting while there's a dick in your ass therefore filling the urethra with fart.

Wife: Babe do you mind if i blowpipe?
Husband: No prob, go ahead.

by Sully van July 14, 2019

heinous blow pig

Artie Lange of The Howard Stern Show.

I can't belive Artie ate all them fuckin devil dogs today. He's still a heinous blow pig even after he got kicked off of Mad TV.

by Gran Pappy Mud Caddy June 19, 2006

Indian blowpipe

The act of shitting in a condom, then freezing it and using it as a dildo

Yo rej i did an Indian blowpipe on someone last night
Bro that discusting

by Jenny mod February 9, 2023