brown finger surprise

a person who is wiping one's self with a generic brand or a one-ply piece of toilet paper after defacating will often experience a brown finger surprise. a brown finger surprise is caused by ungraceful shoving of toilet paper into one's butt hole with such force that it will tear at the pressure points (fingers) thus causing left over excretments to lodge into one's fingernails or get stuck onto other parts of their finger. to avoid a brown finger surprise be sure to by two-ply or double or triple fold the one-ply sheets.

guy 1: hey what toilet paper do you use?
guy 2: oh i use *insert generic store brand of toilet paper here* all the time. its cheap.
guy 1: oh i used that once but was to lazy to triple up on the sheets and got a brown finger surprise. it was all stuck in my fingernails and i smelled literally like shit for my date
guy 2: oh dude that is horrible if you are really that lazy buy charmin it holds together nice
guy 1: well ever since then i have and no brown finger surprises
guy 2: nice

by my name is a secret shhh December 2, 2010

surprise blow job

The best type of blow job. One where the man doesnt have to beg the girl because she, for whatever the reason, decides she wants to do something nice, sexy and spontaneous. Never say no to a BJ.

Man: Baby, why are you taking my pants off? I'm trying to get work done.
Woman: Just go with it.
Man: How unexpected and sexy of you.
Woman: I just wanted to give you a surprise blow job.

by GrassDoctor November 4, 2013

brown eye surprise

closely resembling the winston slip, the difference being that the brown eye suprise is used with the intention of a second date. May also be used on significant other, wife or girlfriend.
See The Winston Slip for full details.

"I gave her the brown eye surprise She thought I was heading for the beef curtains, but I slipped it in the exit only hole."

by pkbm July 21, 2006

Brown Eye Surprise

Man on his back, woman on top straddling his body facing away from him riding his cock hard…. Oh damn, and there is the brown eye right in his face!

oh man, she gave me the Brown Eye Surprise

by JBut December 25, 2007

Blow-fish Surprise

The act of super-gluing your nut sack underneath someones nostrils. You then let your sack sit for five minutes and then proceed to slowly tear them off, thus leaving the foul odor in their nose for one week (Only to be done when your nuts are rank).

I wanted to get back at this Brony, so I gave him a Blow-fish Surprise!

by The Tickeler February 9, 2013

Curly Brown Suprise

To deficate in a manner that is long and curled in a circular fasion.

hey Keenan, half an hour ago I left a curly brown suprise next to the foot of your bed. I hope this doesn't hinder our friendship.

by JonathanAnderson October 2, 2006

Brown Suprise

when sucking of a females butt hole ...and SUPRISE a big brown poop layed nestled in your mouth

Susie was sucking alex's Butt hole and all the sudden she was nurturing a brown suprise!

by DSC Baby August 28, 2007