When a girl has given enough blowjobs, and her knees are red and bruised from being on them so often. Can also happen after a single very long blowjob.
Can also occur after bumping into things, falling over etc.
Can also occur after bumping into things, falling over etc.
1) "That girl has a s serious case of blowjob knees"
2) "I fell while drunk yesterday, I look like I have blowjob knees"
2) "I fell while drunk yesterday, I look like I have blowjob knees"
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Get the Double Barrel Blowjob mug.According to the holiday's official website (steakandbj.org), Valentine's Day is a holiday created by greeting card companies, and that day is devoted to women. To be fair, there should be a special day for men to enjoy what they like. What do men like? Steak and blowjobs.
If a man treats his woman special on Valentine's Day, then she will treat him special a month later on March 14. Since men don't want flowers or teddy bears, his special day consists of a steak and a blowjob.
If a man treats his woman special on Valentine's Day, then she will treat him special a month later on March 14. Since men don't want flowers or teddy bears, his special day consists of a steak and a blowjob.
Sally: Do you know what today is?
Harry: March 14. Steak and Blowjob Day.
Sally: Yes. Since you made me feel special on Valentine's Day, it is time to put your meat on my grill.
Harry: March 14. Steak and Blowjob Day.
Sally: Yes. Since you made me feel special on Valentine's Day, it is time to put your meat on my grill.
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“Hey Colin I saw you at Toy Story 4 last night sitting up in blowjob alley”
“Ya I blew my load when Buzz Lightyear came on screen”
“Ya I blew my load when Buzz Lightyear came on screen”
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Remember my friend Jorge? He has blowjob ears. I just grab a hold of them and put my dick in his mouth.
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