Bottled Water

1. Tap water made more palatable by a label with a mountain on it.

'yo sally you crazy gal, pass me the overpriced bottled water with the mountain on it over here'

by thesarcasmguy April 15, 2016

bottled suprise

when someone passes gas into a water battle and tightens the cap in order to give to another fellow so that he can smell the stench

joshua ripped supreme ass but carefully stored it in a bottle...he later gave us the bottled suprise and it smelled like rank horse penis

by neez/roddie September 2, 2004

bottled

Slang in Christchurch new zealand, for when you get into a fight and hit your opponent in the head/face with a bottle

man dude, me and the boys were up town the other night and this fool got "bottled"

by physiKARL September 3, 2005

Russian Bottled Water

Vodka.

You know what---let's catch a cab back home because Serge has really been hitting the Russian bottled water pretty hard tonight and he just shouldn't drive.

by Perestroik-NO April 15, 2013

Blottoed

(blot) (oh) (ed) meaning very drunk or in a drunken stuper.

person1: man i got madd blottoed last night
person2: jigga your a blotto case

by Djaries May 31, 2006

bottled

The act of having broken a beer bottle over someone's head. This word is predominately used in South(ie) Boston. i.e. Breakin a beeah bottle ovah a head.

bottling : The act of breaking a beer bottle over someone's head.

1) That girl got bottled on her way home from the bar (bah).

2) I bottled my ex-boyfriend when he showed up at my bar (bah).

3) Mark Wahlberg bottled the New Kids on the Block. It was wicked pissah.

4) The Boston Cops saw some kids getting bottled and laughed.

by Michelle Sloane April 20, 2007

Bottledbasil

Who or what is Bottledbasil you might ask? Bottledbasil is a simp who lurks in twitch chats. Bottledbasil is also known as Kiyomi, Eunia, and Basil. The reason why this thing is a simp is because they have an unhealthy obsession with Albedo from Genshin Impact.

Hey have you seen that Bottledbasil?
Oh you mean that basil in a bottle?
Yes that and Bottledbasil is that simp over there who constantly reads Wattpad.

by Bottledbasil June 18, 2021