Blistered pig

A reddened, swollen, or angry vagina usually caused by a chemical burn delivered by excessive or inappropriate use if products such as black market lubricants or hair removal gels like Nair.

Dude, she's hot but you'll be freaked out if you go down and put your mouth on that blistered pig.

by Jjohnnyb May 2, 2014

Boomered

Adj. A state of drunkenness. Inspired by ESPN's Chris Berman, aka Boomer, who is known for his catch phrase "rumblin' stumblin' bumblin'", a person who is boomered is all three of these things.

I've had a long week. Getting risky drunk isn't enough. I want to get boomered!!!

by Chap Daddy November 21, 2010

blattered

UK. To be very very drunk. With our culture of binge drinking becoming more and more prevalent in recent years a whole new bunch of words are coming out to decribe being completely off your face on a Friday or Saturday night out. This one is a combination of the common words for being drunk battered and bladdered.

Oh no. Just remember what I was doing last night. Think I had my cock out at one point! Waving it in girls faces! F***, I must have been blattered.

by Jackie-F December 28, 2005

boogered

The act of getting extremely inebriated

Nick and Adam got boogered at the Irish Pub last night, they didn't show up to work for 3 days.

by Nick4875 January 7, 2011

Blooter

1 - Scottish slang meaning to hit something hard.

2 - Blootered - Drunk

1 - He is going to blooter that fitba'

2 - Look at the state of her she's totally blootered.

by Lambchops November 23, 2004

Blistered

to be extremely intoxicated

Did you see Vanessa last night? She was Blistered, yo.

by southern_discomfort81 September 12, 2004

Boogered

Messed up, act of being messed up.

You boogered up my shirt.

by some guy November 18, 2002