Bloomington-Normal

A generic place. So generic that it’s slogan might as well be “Keep Bloomington-Normal”.

“I went to Bloomington-Normal. Just like everyone else who has ever visited, I have nothing remarkable to recount.”

by TK2000 October 28, 2023

Bloomington Party Pooper

Meet an attractive lady at a party. Take her to a private area. Fuck her in the ass hoping that some shit comes out on your dick. Wipe shit off cock with either hand. Then on the way back to the party gently stroke the back of her head depositing her own shit in her hair. Hope everyone sees this and she starts running away crying.

Hey Dan did you see that girl with shit in her hair at the party?? Some genius must have given her the old Bloomington Party Pooper. Yeah... It was me.

by R.R. WMD October 19, 2007

Bloomington/Normal

Sister cities located in central Illinois. Famous for having more mediocre restaurants per capita than any other place in the United States. Also home to a state university teeming with STD's.

Student 1: What are you doing in Bloomington/Normal today?

Student 2: After class, I'm going to refill my herpes prescription and then get some Applebee's for dinner.

by Baunitdabaun July 16, 2008

Bloomington MN

A ghetto ass city in the middle of Minnesota. Some would say that this is the best city in Minnesota. Other "normal" people beg to differ. This is a shitty, run down, noisey ass city that had crime and fires going non-stop. Most people from Bloomington are complete bad ass's. They don't give a single fuck about what you say to them. They cap a mother fucker if they have to.

-I'm from Bloomington MN
-Oh, what a nice city

-Nigga it's Bloomington.

by Pandabear nigga January 28, 2019

Bloomington Butt Bomb

When you shove three big macs with no lettuce up the ass hole of a morbidly obese transgender midget and procede in anal sex with the burgers being squished inside the anus. 3 hours after sex the person with the burgers and cum in their ass is to excrete all over the nipples of the dimmer.

Dude I had Dingleberry over last night and we did a Bloomington Butt Bomb! It was hot as shit but now I have testicular cancer!

by Tweakgangonmcbaptweak January 5, 2021

bloomington north high school

A school where teachers don't give a fuck, you can also occasionally find a person doing heroin in the parking lot and not to mention an occasional fight breaks out before 8am

Bloomington north high school has needles in the parking lot.

by The truth professor September 23, 2021

Bloomington Peek-a-boo

the sexual act of wrapping a womens face in saran wrap and taking a crap in their face so they feel the warm moisture of your shit, the unexpectedly poke a hole in the saran wrap so all of the anal discharge flushes into her mouth

Lisa got the 'ol Bloomington Peek-a-boo last night

by Nowlin April 29, 2008