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Blooming 

"Aw fuck dude... dude... I'm... I'm... I'M BLOOMING!!!

Blooming 

Aw fuck dude... I'm... I'm... I'M BLOOMING!!!

BLOOMING 

On some specific contexts, blooming means being an absolute retard by saying really dumb shit online
He's blooming
BLOOMING by MaxwellXD February 26, 2025

Blooming Idiot 

A person that takes being an Idiot to a higher level.
Blooming Idiot by James November 9, 2004

blooming asshole 

When the inner lining of the rectum protrudes from the anus in a flower-like formation. i.e. a bloom.
Me and my homey dumped it in her pail and she grew a blooming asshole

Blooming Onion 

Placing one's fist into another's rectum (also known as fisting) and then proceeding to fanning open the hand and fingers, creating a blooming onion-like appearance.
I gave Kirk a blooming onion after he passed out.
Blooming Onion by Taylor, B November 12, 2005