Bloji

Bloji: A complex arrangement of emojis, letters and symbols used in a text message to resemble a blowjob.

Her: 8==✊==D~~😵
Him: Nice she sent me a Bloji

by Pistols September 17, 2016

Blojie

Blojie is the word used to describe a series of emojies placed together to form a text blowjob. Blowjob +emojie = Blojie

Hey brew , getting a blowjob tonight she just sent me a Blojie.

by Pistols August 15, 2016

Blojob

A combination of Blofeld and Oddjob. One of the lesser-known Bond villains. NEVER to be confused with blowjob

He said you looked like Blofeld...he said you looked like Oddjob...he said you looked like a cross between Blofeld and Oddjob...you look like Blojob." - Stephen "Goggle-eyed Monster" Merchant

by DickieAnderson July 30, 2011

Blojangles

English: BOH-jang-uhls

Spanish: boh-HAHN-glaze

Nickname for a southern food chain restaurant, one "Bojangles". Incredibly delicious and super non nutritional chicken, biscuits, french fries, and iced tea. Like crack for redneck folk in the morning.

Hey y'all want a biscuit?

Hell yeah Bo lets get some damn Blojangles.

by puffdaddy redneck December 25, 2008

blojo

Similar to mojo, but related to writing in your blog.

I can't think of anything to blog about, I think I've lost my blojo.

by wine makes mummy clever January 28, 2007

blojob

a blow job with pure visual optics heritage

god i just had a great blojob based around the refractive index of 1.53 through my angle of incidence

by Tony Bulbasaur March 29, 2009

Bloje

A Bloje is a friendly act one does to another to show their appreciation to a friend or familly

Yo riggz, dash me a quick fatniggastinky bloje
i could really do with a bloje, sam

by RiggzThePigz May 25, 2019