bloffee

Blow Job + Coffee

As introduced by GFOTY (girlfriend of the year) in her Pop Cube Trailer for PC Music.

What's better than a bloffee?

by anonymous May 3, 2016

salty blowfish

The salty blowfish is a sexual act a man performs on a woman. In this sexual act once a man ejaculates in a woman, he goes down on her to suck his sperm out of her so he can spit it in her face. AKA "THE SALTY BLOWFISH" Scott A. Hall. New London, Ohio

Would you love me if I performed the salty blowfish on you?

by KRACKEDBACKKID May 29, 2019

bloof toof

Ebonics for blue tooth.

Dat nigga got bloof toof technology!

by Pedro2010 September 7, 2007

bloofer

a (female) vampire; most probably from a child's mispronunciation of beautiful as in 'bloofer lady'

"the child... gave as his reason for being away that a 'bloofer lady' had asked him to come for a walk... The wounds seem such as might be made by a rat or a small dog..." (Bram Stoker, 'Dracula', Ch. XIII)

by Khuy-n-inpw June 10, 2009

bleff

Another word for ‘bluff,’ as in poker.

Armenian Mike: “Oh yeah I’m bleffing all my life. My life is bleff.”

Oh yeah I’m bleffing all my life. My life is bleff.

by cray0nEat3r January 28, 2022

blogfaqs

A derogatory term used on the popular gaming website GameFAQs; usually used when a poster creates a topic where his or her life story and/or woes/injustices are their main point of the thread. This can be anything from describing in detail a transaction at Gamestop, how their friend stuck a UMD into their PS3, or why their (real or imagined) girlfriend likes Call Of Duty.

eg. "So I'm waiting for the bus for like half an hour becoz I'm going to gamestop to pre-order the new batman game which is awesome becoz the last one was awesome and I dont care what you say and then I'm still waiting btw I hate buses why they so sloooow but anyway I was thinking mayb i should buy da COD map packs but nah I'll let my gf buy it coz she loves COD and she has a job haha but she gets me chicken nuggets anytime ANYTIME!!!! HAHA but anyway wut do you guys think??" "Dude, blogfaqs..."

by omgtrophies! September 4, 2011

bluffered

Flabbergasted, being confused of one's statement

Halley: When I found out who A was on Pretty Little Liars, I was just bluffered.

Bunk 7: I know!!!

by 4eversproutie503 September 24, 2011