Since she was on her period and didn't want to have sex, she blowdged on my cock.
You would love to blowdge on my cock.
You would love to blowdge on my cock.
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1. noun Red Queen
2. noun Octavia Blake's title in Season 5 of the CW TV show "The 100". Denotes her tendencies towards violence and power and her habit of wearing blood as warpaint.
2. noun Octavia Blake's title in Season 5 of the CW TV show "The 100". Denotes her tendencies towards violence and power and her habit of wearing blood as warpaint.
"Blodreina is right."
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The remnants of the line of cocaine you just snorted that didn't quite make it past your nose hair. Clumps of coke all in your nose.
"Dude you were just snorting some yay, eh?"
"How can you tell?"
"From that huge blowger hanging out your nose"
"Right"
"How can you tell?"
"From that huge blowger hanging out your nose"
"Right"
by Krugar October 6, 2008
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Synonyms: "I'm not an expert, nor do I claim to be"
Synonyms: "I'm not an expert, nor do I claim to be"
I'm no jazz blogger, but you should use your turn signal more often.
I'm no jazz blogger, but that bartender over there is fucking ugly.
I'm no jazz blogger, but I am smarter than everyone else.
I'm no jazz blogger, but that bartender over there is fucking ugly.
I'm no jazz blogger, but I am smarter than everyone else.
by elwags July 14, 2011
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Guy: Hey, did you see that sign the Freeway Blogger put up?
Gal: I sure did.
Guy: Did it change your mind about impeaching the President?
Gal: No. It just made me realize there are people with too much time on their hands.
Gal: I sure did.
Guy: Did it change your mind about impeaching the President?
Gal: No. It just made me realize there are people with too much time on their hands.
by Anonymous510 March 3, 2008
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