blode

Variant spelling of "blowed", the non-standard regularised past form of "blow". Usually found in the form of "blode up", as a
the past of "blow up" (to explode).

After a tweet unexpectedly gets considerable traction on Twitter, the author may add "wow this blode up" before adding a request that this newfound large audience visit a website, follow someone, purchase a product, etc. (known as a "plug").

blode by Denver Wagner February 7, 2024

The Blode

A word synonymous to Awesome.

Iron Man was the Blode!

The Blode by Taz the Midget May 26, 2008

bladerful 

The extreme need to pee
First invented by Jay Bennett, Valentine's Day 2009

Secondly invented by The Greeb Brothers (John and Hank green) on their podcast Dear Hank and John October 24, 2016

Student: (raises hand)

Teacher: Yes? What is it?

Student: I am feeling very bladerful may I use the restroom please?

bladerful by Din P February 26, 2017

AKM blade 

Unit of time in Overwatch. This term is named after AKM who took 3 minutes and 45 minutes to farm Genji dragon blade by doing less than 400 damage during Dallas fuel vs San Francisco Shock match in Temple of Anubis on April 19th, 2018.

15 minutes = 4 AKM blade
30 miuntes = 8 AKM blade
45 miuntes = 12 AKM blade
60 muntes = 16 AKM blade

AKM blade by c9c9c9c9c9c9c9c9c9 September 25, 2018

The Blade

A place where prostitutes stand or walk waiting to get picked up

The location where thots are made A tricks primary pick up and drop location

There is never a dry day on the blade then yoy looking for thots

The Blade by Chris247k February 6, 2017

blade ass nigga 

One (Males only) whose fingernails are as sharp as blades, sharp enough to break skin.

Bruh you cut me you blade ass nigga!

blade ass nigga by Bjoz July 16, 2014

Blodgetize 

to Blodgetize (v): to proclaim something as fact even though the information stated originates from deep inside one's ass. Most appropriate when making predictions of a company's stock price, earning estimates, or other financial related facts. Henry Blodget, the disgraced internet analyst, is known to have perfected the technique of passing off complete bullshit stock estimates as fact in the late 1990s and early 2000s.

Gene Muenster predicted there would be 600K iPads sold over Easter weekend. That way way off, he completely Blodgetized his estimates.

Blodgetize by ZeFrank April 5, 2010