Bleckard

Another word for an individual of African/African American heritage. Also used to describe a person who behaves in such a fashion. Can be used with either positive or negative connotations depending upon the context.

Gotta love that bleckard Dave Chappelle.

Quit being a bleckard and finish those TPS reports.

by wardy-san May 15, 2010

cock blockward

Any sort of situation* in which an awkward moment, usually created by a foul move on the part of one of the sexually interested, prevents an individual from having sexual relations with their "target" over the course of the night.

*including, but not limited to parties, tailgates, bonfires and thirsty thursdays

Skyler: So bro, it was totally going with this chick. She kept complimenting my flow and everything. Then, out of no where, my boy came up and iced me in front of my slam piece. She totally dipped!
Brad: Dude! You didn't get to sleep with her? Totally cock blockward!

by kit fistbro November 10, 2010

Blockade

A combination of a dutch rudder and circle jerking. A group of men form a circle, take their marks, and have each person to the left or right move their arm for them.

We're not gay enough to circle jerk, so we just decided to form a blockade.

by cdawg821 May 20, 2010

blogkward

Describes a post or comment on a blog that makes other bloggers or the audience of the blog feel awkward.

"I spent my weekend watching High School Musical 2, which was superrad, starring a superChad, and which made me superglad (and is not just a superfad)," wrote Haining.

Brendan replied, "It's kind of like the time you broke your hand and..."

"PLEASE stop being blogkward, you two" interrupted Stefanie. "It's making everyone uncomfortable."

by BCorc October 23, 2007

cock blockade

Scenario where more than one male or groups of males prevent one person from hooking up or talking to a girl.

Sonny: So did you get with Linda at the party?
Mike: Nah bro, Sam, Dan kept interupting on purpose, and Dustin was cock blocking, it was a freaking cock blockade, I couldn't get through.

by Moojostuff November 18, 2009

[Brockward]

A Term Made by Assorted Mission Teens Refering To A Freind Whom Of Which Is Totally Aweosme But Around The Ladies Fails Miserably

Man He Totally Blew It With That Chick, The Whole Thing Was Brockward.

by Randy- April 13, 2007

shooting blackwards

Holding a gun with it cocked to the side. Instead of holding it vertically, the wrist is twisted 90 degrees to hold it horizontally.

We went the to the range and James couldn't hit shit because he was shooting blackwards.

by beanfield December 22, 2008