blitch

1. an abbreviation for blond bitches

2. word to describe stupid blond women who blog about retarded things

3. referring to any one stupid and a bitch; including politicians

4. dumb bitches not exclusive to women or excluding men
Those blitch's need to stop making retarded youtube video in their panties and then complain about all the sexist comments that get posted. TITS OR GTFO BLITCH'S!
by Darkseig November 10, 2010
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blitch

a female software cracker
a complaint blog
a less offensive alternative to saying "bitch"
a book by soda biers
I am the real blitch.
I like to blitch about posers.
Blitch is my book and Urban Tarot is my tarot, my writing alias is Soda.
I just wanted to blitch about something.
by B_L_I_T_C_H SODA BIERS REALLY December 03, 2010
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A recurrent and/or annoying glitch in a video game
I can't get past this fuckin' blitch!

This is one blitchy-ass glitch.
by Jones River Fran April 15, 2008
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BLITCH (n)(gender neutral): A Black Witch (Conjurer/Rootworker/Hoodoosaint) using knowledge of African thought, African/Afrodiasporic spiritual practice, Divination, Ancestral veneration, and African healing modalities to heal and fortify themselves, their elders, their peers, and the next generation of children to be.

The phrase was coined by Daizy Latifah of The AfroMystic.com, due to the co-opting of Black religious traditions by colonizers and cultural appropriators.
I don't know what all them basic witches are doing over there with that sage and that crystal wand, but THESE BLITCHES OVER HERE? They know their shit!

"#BLITCH!!!"
by TheAfroMystic November 06, 2018
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blitching

the act of bitching or whining on a blog.(weblog/online journal)
quit your blitching and blog about something more exciting!

I'm blitching (blog bitching) about this because i have 505 emails in my inbox.

by crazymamaof6 February 27, 2008
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1.(n)a sleazy,sex crazed,rock junkie who has no tolorance for "gay-ass art rock",
and little consideration for the feelings of "gay-ass art rockers".

2. (v) to do anything; sexual, rude, loud, violent, or nasty in a manner identical to that of a Blitch
1) (n) I saw Blitch last nite at Cups slaggin on a Wilco fan.

2) (v) The Wilco fan got his ass totaly blitch-slaped.
by fan May 19, 2004
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A girl that leaves a guy with blue balls and is also a bitch
I can’t believe it, she was such a blitch!
by Hevbev August 06, 2019
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