blibtard

A Big Liberal Retard. The higher classification for libtard.

Man, he really is a blibtard.

by ademoogey March 18, 2019

Bongtard

Bongtard, a complete and utter moron who plays online games and has hit the bong one too many times. Bongtards are unable to play as a team, contribute to the game and generall run around being uselss, stoned and stupid. Often fond of team killing, one Bongtard on your team will cost you the entire match or clan battle.

"Dude, that guy just ruined the entire game.... fucking bongtard!"

"WTF did that BONGTARDed bitch do now?, I can't believe he just rammed me!"

by Hi_My_Name_is_PEGGY! December 18, 2011

Blindtard

A insult for a person that is both mentally handicapped and blind.

"Look at that blindtard over there"

by THEsecretCHURCHservice69 September 2, 2012

Blingford

A slang name used to generically describe the suburbs to the east of London, including Essex. The suffix "-ford" denotes that such towns tend to be situated on a river, often the Thames. Such suburbs including Ilford, Stratford, Romford, etc. can therefore be referred to generally without causing direct offense to their residents. The prefix "Bling" refers to the tendency of some of these residents to wear flashy, or gaudy jewellery, possibly implying that they are chavs.

Example 1:

Sociologist: As we can see from this picture, these two people are chavs, sitting in a McDonald's restaurant in Blingford. They are denoted by their tracksuits, gaudy jewellery and next tattoos.

Example 2:

"That's coz you's a tasteless, chavvy, Blingford mutherfucker, innit! Aight?"

by The Gonzo Lecture March 7, 2010

Bingtard

A not so smart bingo player. One who makes simple bingo mistakes.

Check out the new players. They don't even have daubers...what bingtards.

Dude 1: "Hey this round is a pipe round. That doesn't look like a pipe at all."
Bernie: "You are a bingtard."

by Sub a Dub January 2, 2009

blinkard

One with bad eyes; a stupid or obtuse person; someone who ignores or avoids something.

The old blinkard didn't know what hit him because he just couldn't pay attention to where he was going.

by Luddz May 27, 2015

Blingatude

Blingatude was invented by a bunch of kids on a K-Mart commercial in attempt to sound cool. To have blingatude, you must spread your legs and let a camera zoom in on the designs on the back of your pants. Kids who have blingatude only have one bffaeae, which is blingatude itself. Girls with blingatude love guys who also have blingatude, even if they are ugly and/or fat.

We have blingatude, sis!!!

by _iPanda_ August 10, 2009