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blingtastic

In computer programming used to describe a user interface with lots of bling, bitmapped themes, animated widgets, reacting to user events that should be ignored, more focus on appearance than functionality. Typically unusably slow due to either the effects being too heavy for the machine, or due to animated transitions designed to force the user to watch them fully and exclaim a loud "wow!" as a punishment for clicking or getting near the computer at all.
Hmmmm, KDE isn't yet blingtastic enough, let's add Plasma in KDE 4.0.
by balrog-kun August 12, 2008
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blingbath

noun
1. Someone who wears too much bling.
2. A person that damages their image or appearance by wearing (inappropriate) bling.
1. "That rapper's had a blingbath".
2. "That wag (Footballer's Wife And Girlfriend) is suffering a blingbath".
3. "The celebrity was drenched in a horrific blingbath".
by JezGex January 12, 2008
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Blingtastic

A piece of beautiful costume jewelry that’s had a lot of bling
THIS necklace is blingtastic.
by Misslinds May 3, 2019
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blingdazzle

blingin' to the max, glittery, glamorous, hot, pimp, better than everyone else...
"yo... look at shortly over thurr...lookin' all blingdazzledfied and what not!"
by Richard Sager September 21, 2004
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blingatude

1. Bling + attitude put into a word.

2. Little kids who think they're really awesome because they're wearing cheap clothes from a K-Mart commercial that have random and colorful sequins.

3. a teacher who thinks he/ she is "in" with the kids because she uses words like blingatude.

4. K- Mart's attempt to be cool.
Girl: check out my new jeans! (turns and shows the sequins)

Class: You've got blingatude!
by littleflamingoes August 28, 2009
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blingtastic

thhhuuuper!
Damn, that new Mercedes is blingtastic!
by Anonymous Coward October 7, 2003
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blinfant

I've never seen a baby play a banjo before, especially a blinfant.

This neighborhood has a lot of blinfants in strollers for it being 11:00 p.m. It's like blinfanttown out here.
by Mary J. Katz September 4, 2010
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