Bears, Beets, Battlestar

A Phrase Coined By Jim Halpert of The Office in order to imitate fellow Salesman Dwight Schrute

Jim: *Dressed as Dwight* "Question, What Kind of Bear Is Best?"
Dwight: "Thats A Ridiculous Question."
Jim: "False, Black Bear!"
Dwight: "Well thats Debaitable, There are Basically two Schools of Thought."
Jim: "Fact, Bears eat beets."
Dwight: *Sighs* "Nope"
Jim: "Bears, Beets, Battlestar Galactica."
Dwight: "Bears do not... What is going on? What are you doing?"
Dwight: "You know what, Imitation is thr most Sincere form of flattery so I Thank you."
Jim: *Pulls Out Bobblehead"
Dwight: "IDENTITY THEFT IS NOT A JOKE JIM! MILLIONS OF FAMILIES SUFFER EVERY YEAR!"
Jim: "MICHAEL!"
Dwight: "Oh that's Funny, MICHAEL!"

by AlexJewsbury January 7, 2019

Betsuni

Japanese slang for "nothing".

Person 1: What's wrong?
Person 2: Betsuni. . .

by Scimtar July 20, 2009

blerson

what dan howell called his best friend, phil lester on a younow.

"...makes you feel like a terrible blerson."

by fpejoseph November 1, 2016

Betsch

A short legged therefore escapable police officer who suffers little man syndrome therefore abuses his powers by persuing innocent hard working civilians illegally outside of his jurisdiction. Basically they are just a easily run-from-able lil NEWPORT betsch

Haha you can't catch me betsch

by Just another betsch from 302 February 26, 2019

Beltsering

A spontaneous combustion of uncertainly. Usually sparked by drinking, smoking, and a taller-than-average-height-man with an uncanny ability to persuade everyone present to participate in an assorted variety of creative nudity before the clock strikes twelve.. On most occasions, followed by a semi-philosophical explanation of the quantum theory behind all the events of the night.

Dude...I was beltsering all night and now I am dating two birds at a time in a delicate and profound way!

by Thumbs Up, Inc. October 29, 2011

Bledsaw

Only the best. Great lovers . Usually a genious. Extreamly good looking! You want to be a Bledsaw.

How do I become a Bledsaw?

by Bledsaw October 17, 2008

Betsabe

one who is inspired and inspires all; someone who is graceful, yet quirky. spontaneous and free.

The only quality that fully described her is that she was Betsabe.

by torlop235 December 3, 2009