Penis Battler

A warrior who weilds his penis like a sword

Lee Is a penis battler

by oop December 15, 2003

battler

1. a person who struggles throughout life, making wrong decisions and being pulled backward in the quest for success.

2. gbi local hiwa baker

there is one battler on great barrier island

by THE NON BATTLER HT November 16, 2010

blattered

UK. To be very very drunk. With our culture of binge drinking becoming more and more prevalent in recent years a whole new bunch of words are coming out to decribe being completely off your face on a Friday or Saturday night out. This one is a combination of the common words for being drunk battered and bladdered.

Oh no. Just remember what I was doing last night. Think I had my cock out at one point! Waving it in girls faces! F***, I must have been blattered.

by Jackie-F December 28, 2005

Battler

Someone who refuses to admit defeat. A person who is very effective when placed in an upper level position. Not only can a Battler lead many people, but if there comes a time when all hope is lost and a Battler is in charge-the Battler can restore hope, motivate, and invigorate his people. Some Battlers are called upon by the Man Upstairs.

Wait a minute-things seem so much better in society now that the Battler is in a good position-maybe the Battler really belongs in a good position because I am sure benefiting from it. Now that the Battler is in an upper level position at our company things seem so much better.

by SuburbanH July 17, 2017

battler

An Australian that is always trying to do things right. Unfortunately he always stuffs up and makes a fool of himself. Friends, workmates, family etc. ridicule him because of his misfortune.

Ford Worker 1: "hahaha Steve just crashed the fork lift!"
Ford Worker 2: "Oi Steve! you're such a battler!!"

by Sharon July 10, 2003

Sepp Blatter

The dumbass that is president of FIFA (Fédération Internationale de Football Association). He is as smart as your 5 year old sister. He thinks that video replay is unneccasary. Try to imagine the NFL without instant replay or tennis without being able to stop and make sure that the refferee was right.

Jason: Damnit the reffere is not calling this game right!

Alex: I know, he is such a Sepp Blatter.

by CHELSEAFC4life August 22, 2011

Penis Battler

A mighty warrior who weilds no sword, no club, but the mighty Penis. The penis battler was born with his legendary weapon... and thus so learned how to weild it at a young age.

Many have trid to master the way of the penis, only 1 has succeeded. His name.... THE PENIS BATTLER!

by Oz January 29, 2005