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Sepp Blattered 

To get unbelievably drunk. So drunk you make awful decisions, mostly for the benefit of yourself and no-one else causing utter turmoil to many people around you. You will become a complete and utter arsehole, talking about topics you have no knowledge or passion about.
Guy 1: "What you up to tomorrow night"
Guy 2: "Mate I'm getting Sepp Blattered... Christ I don't expect to see tomorrow"
Sepp Blattered by Todd28289 December 3, 2010

sepp blatter 

a balding stupid dude who somehow managed to become the freaking president of FIFA. he don't know squat about football, and it is common knowledge that all he is interested in is making women footballers wear tighter shorts.
Bad dog! how dare u sepp blatter all over the patio! no dinner for u, bad dog.

aussie battler

An Australian worker, who is set against by hard working conditions and a tough environment, who perserveres despite the odds being stacked them.
Ol Joe up on the farm is a true Aussie battler, what with this drought an all!
aussie battler by Jas0n October 21, 2006

bloody battler 

a fucking deranged baby that is in nicorocks5555's gaming server and also plays Bloody Battle

Beatlering 

1. The act of having a butler in your employ and then cheating on that butler by hiring another butler.

2. To have many butlers at the same time.
1. I can't believe you're beatlering on me.

2. Wow, were you beatlering all night?
Beatlering by yakumara July 18, 2009

battlerape 

1. What occurs when two individuals, in a very awkward set of circumstances, attempt to rape each other.
2. The act of rape taken to an extreme, intensely vigorous degree, such that the raper is almost always fatally wearied by the end.
3. Hilarious misspelling of 'battlerap'.
So i sneaked into her house, only to find her ready and waiting to rape me back. That was the most intense battlerape i've ever had.

The battlerape at the end of 8 mile was amazing.
battlerape by Ulisses Gurgel September 30, 2006