blazin’ neon egomaniac

An egomaniac who makes other egomaniacs look like wallflowers.

Being friends with a blazin’ neon egomaniac is never really possible.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 7, 2019

Blue Blazin

Old school slang for «let's take a smoke»

Blue blazin - «let's take a smoke»

Ayy homie, u wanna smoke?
Ayy homie u crazy?
Ayy homie come here dog!

by Yallamann October 25, 2020

blazing sloth

A slow human that is usually blazed. He/She plays clash of clans frequently.

"Stop acting like a blazing sloth."
"Get off of your tablet you blazing sloth."

by Kiop765 February 24, 2014

Bazoner

1. A quick, sudden, tricky erection that is unexplainable due to its occurrence in presence of ugly chicks.

2. Bazoning: Fucking an ugly chick.

"Dude...I know its weird, but that Lady Gaga chick leaves me with a 2 hour bazoner every time I see her!!"

"Even though she's a 2, I totally ended up bazoning that chick last night!"

by msammaa August 9, 2010

bazongas

Hooters, headlights.
Equally vulgar, but far more colorful.
Often seen with the adjective BIG (capitalized)

Seen on IRC: "Horney guy ISO hot chix w/ BIG bazongas. Itty bitty titty comitte please abstain. Dont be shy gurrls and msg me"

by Hugh G Rection September 15, 2003

blazing buddies

Friends you smoke with commonly, usually 3 people or more. Which involve sharing marijuana and passing the smoking device to one another.

Hey blazing buddies, pass the bud and the bowl.

by Tactics November 17, 2007

blazyness

when u get high and just wanna chill and be lazy

smoking the dopest dope u eva smoked and chillin ona porch or it front of a tv playin som box
"yo wanna go swimming?"
"na man"
"ur blazyness is harshin my morning mello"

by laxkillaweed February 14, 2009