Master-Blasterbation

When a person masterbates while shitting at the same time. Producing a large log (depending on diet) that is for appearance sake cream covered.

Guy 1: Shit son I just got done Master-Blasterbating, shit got a little freaky and messy!

Guy 2: What the fuck is Master-Blasterbation?

by whitekneegrow April 29, 2012

Ass-Blasterbate

A form of masturbation involving fingering ones ass hole and extremely runny diarrhea. The act can be extremely loud and messy and for unknown reasons is frowned upon when carried out in public.

After days of eating Taco Bell, Ronald finally had the shits necessary to Ass-Blasterbate to the best of his abilities.

by TheWopShop December 31, 2013

Blasterbation

To masturbate, and just before reaching climax, pinch the tip of the penis until semen bursts out.

I hurt my dick during blasterbation

by HolyGrayell December 23, 2010

blasterball

the single greatest game ever invented

Boy1- I'm gonna go play some Blasterball

Boy2- I just turned homosexual

by Dacks December 30, 2007

Blasterbating

Furiously masturbating, red-faced, sweating, and often with both hands.

Roger: Man, my cock is sore this morning.
Jerry: Were you masturbating again last night?
Roger: Bro, I wasn't just masturbating, I was blasterbating.
Jerry: Sweet Jesus.

by Cyril Figgis April 13, 2014

blasterfag

gay fag who uses a digi cam to make crappy videos...known especially for the worst videos ever made, blasterfags is the true definition of shit

"hi my name is joel and i'm a blasterfag"
"blasterfags are the gayest group ever"

by robism July 7, 2004

Bramsterdam

Between Broadway and Amsterdam!

Only applies on the UWS of NYC, or other places where Broadway and Amsterdam are parallel and right next to each other.

Not to be confused with Amsterway.

Q: Where's that restaurant we're looking for?
A: On 79th st. and Bramsterdam!

by yosyoncreek February 12, 2010