a barmance is like a bromance but instead of your guy friend, it's a relationship between the local watering hole's bar staff and you, their loyal customer. it might mean just free drinks but who knows what it might lead to...
"hey, did you see bob?"
"yeah, he's talking to jane again...that's such a barmance"
"why doesn't he just ask her out?"
"good question. he tips her like 50% every night"
"yeah, he's talking to jane again...that's such a barmance"
"why doesn't he just ask her out?"
"good question. he tips her like 50% every night"
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1. A plausible answer or reply to everything and anything.
-Can be used as a word to annoy and confuse another individual.
2. It can be used to describe something tangible like mud crusted on the bottom of your shoe, or even the feeling you get when you wake up in a stranger's bed.
3. It can also be used in the context as an expression, or as a substitution for explicit or vulgar words.
4. Other forms of the word are "blar."
1. A plausible answer or reply to everything and anything.
-Can be used as a word to annoy and confuse another individual.
2. It can be used to describe something tangible like mud crusted on the bottom of your shoe, or even the feeling you get when you wake up in a stranger's bed.
3. It can also be used in the context as an expression, or as a substitution for explicit or vulgar words.
4. Other forms of the word are "blar."
by Suehin January 30, 2009
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While cleaning out the family car, Jane's mother Alice found a coffee cup with lip impressions made in a color not in her make-up drawer. It appears as though her father has come down with a serious, though early stage, of barmaid syndrome.
by Marshall R. January 7, 2008
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