blangatang

(noun): one member of a couple who are not officially dating, but act in every way like a couple, annoying the fuck out of everyone around them.

(verb): being someone's blangatang

Male: What are we exactly?
Female: I don't know. We're happy. Why do we need to put a labal on it.
Male: Because there is a label: BLANGATANGS, bitch!

Gossipy chick: OMG! Have you seen those two? Are they an item?
Guy who wants her to shut up: They're blangatangs.

Man 1: Things are going great. I'm not sure if I want to ask her out though. We might just keep blangatanging.
Man 2: I hate you. Leave me alone.

by tippiandalfred July 2, 2010

Porn bangs

Blunt fringe: A fringe cut straight across the forehead in a blunt manner. This is done to avoid semen from getting into hair. Hence the word

Chick 1: Hey girl friend check out my bangs.

Chick 2: Why did you get porn bangs?

Chick 1: Cause i'm sick of John's jizz getting in my hair after a facial.

by On Dre January 6, 2011

The Blanguage

The blood language. Spoken by replacing every possible letter “C” with a letter “B”.

The Blanguage examples:

Why u buggin bousin?
Yoooo that was a brazy touchdown by Bam Newton!

Im bout to go bool it with my nigga Barlos

by theboyyyyyyyyyyyy October 11, 2017

BANGS not BOTOX

The battle cry of the Cougar who chooses a hairstyle featuring bangs to lessen the need for Botox to treat forehead and eye area wrinkles.

My Mom just got her hair cut and went with bangs! It makes her look so much younger naturally. She said her hairdresser told her: Bangs not Botox!

by sarasplayroom.com November 22, 2009

Shooting blanks

When you've jacked off so much that you are no longer able to produce semen.

I was trying to beat my record today, and by the 12th time I was shooting blanks

by pakleader2000 May 13, 2017

Bangstick

the fucking thing that is used to kill snakes.(Sometimes a D I L D O) yo figure out for yourself

Big man used bangstick on Nag

by Nobellium Uranium October 10, 2018

Sweaty Bangs

Sweaty Bangs happen when you dance too much or if its just hot in a room. The once full and beautiful bangs become wet, flat, and pressed against your forehead.

I've been dancing for like 5 hours, Roxy's been standing there for 10 minutes and we both have sweaty bangs.

by iZiK Redriguez May 14, 2011