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blanderetina

Blanderetina is not a man or a living thing it is a state of being.
if somebody is a Blanderetina they do not know what the hell they are thinking or doing it that moment of time.
Man, this dude is a total blanderetina right now!

Bro did you just put your dick in a toster?
by Dejatheking November 28, 2021
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White Blanderson

A very white person who is really boring and has no friends. They are very boring people who just in life to work.
Chuck, "Yo we got a White Blanderson over there."
Frank, "Damn yea he's whiter than a snowstorm!"
by TheWhiteMan123 December 13, 2012
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blanded

A means of killing someone or putting them in a depressed mood by telling them something very bland or boring.
Michelle blanded me to death when she told me that she's buying a Mercury Sable.

I was blanded out of my mind at the party when I started talking to Ismael about politics.
by Carla Virgin July 31, 2007
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blandenize

The (sometimes quick) process whereby an interesting idea, song, or object becomes so trite and smarmy that you are ashamed you ever thought it was cool to begin with.
"I've heard that song so many times now that it's become blandenized faster than pet rocks did."
by Art Mauck December 9, 2008
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Blanden

Blanden is the sweetest person you’ll ever meet, and he’d never fail to make u smile :’). hi blanden bro i love u, also wanna cuddle
blanden is the sweetest ;)
by kalio bro August 11, 2019
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Blander

Synonym for a sexual act or body part (noun, verb).
That girl was rubbing up on my blander.

I haven't been blandered in three weeks.
by blandersong January 10, 2009
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Blanderize

The act of converting a highly flavoursome or spicy dish of african/asian/etc origin, to a bland, dull and less spicy-flavoured version. This consequently makes it suitable for consumption by mainstream english-speaking people who have conservative food tastes. This can also be applied to bland/dull dishes created in the western world but attributed to foreign origins.
The famous curry-influenced cuisine of India was blanderized by the introduction of spiceless packet curry mixes to the shelves of a local supermarket.

Chow mein is a recently created meal of the 20th century, comprising of generic meat, vegetables and spices. It is often attributed to china, but has more local american origins.
by polyhistor May 5, 2009
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