Blandtastic

Fantastically boring; zen

Sometimes being in a room with Jeff for too long puts me to sleep. I use him to combat my insomnia. It's pretty blandtastic.
My mom's casserole doesn't have a lot of flavour, but I still enjoyed it. It was blandtastic.

by j2p4h July 25, 2016

blandiose

When something is pompous, and boring at the same time

The professor gave another of his blandiose pronouncements from Mt. Olympus

by Domini September 28, 2007

Wet blunties

When you sharing a blunt with number of people, if it doesn't have a filter it tends to get wet. Wet blunties is one way of showing the boys you love them.

Last night me and the boys had couple of wet blunties before the drinks.

by Saturdaysfordaboys September 18, 2020

blondies

a group of fine ass blonde girls

DAYUM did you see those blondies

by pimpmasta December 15, 2004

Blundies

Bloody underpants, from various reasons.

"Hey man check this out!"
"Ew that's gross, get your blundies away from me"

"I sharted myself last night and when I looked there was blood in there, what should I do?!"
"Hahahaha you got blundies!... Go to the doctor."

"You better go check your blundies because your farts don't smell right son."

by tml 4 life December 19, 2013

blondiesaurus

an older blonde woman who is attracted to younger men. often hunts alone. can be identified by dark regrowth, false eyelashes and leopard print clothing. like a cougar but older and with no standards!

did you hear about Timmy? he was attacked by a blondiesaurus last night

by kelbie1979 October 20, 2010

blandishment

Flattering statements

She was not flattered by his blandishments.

by Hobbits.Of.Camelot September 24, 2016