blander

An object that is blatantly right in front of a person or even on their persons, but her/she cannot see the object and wonders where the object is located.

Blander occurs as Nancy cannot find the scissors although she is holding them in her hand.

by Nancy Handler April 25, 2006

Blandgela

The name Blandgela is derived from 'Bland' meaning "devoid of any distinctive or stimulating characteristics", and 'Angela' meaning "Small, short catlike person. Very easy to tease, but there's no reason to tease an Angela because they're very sweet." A Blandgela is a tan italian female, who in the summer is typically referred to as a "Tangela" (not to be confused with a sexual move where multiple men tangle up their dicks and attempt to have sexual intercourse with the women. Although Blandgela's wouldn't oppose). Blandgela's, or Blandge's, are often seen sporting multi-colored nike's or nursing pants. They are mostly known for their extraordinary hand-jobs, or "handgela's." Blandgela's, although rare, can usually be found in afghangela driving a white vangela. Important to note that when encountering a Blandgela, a popular defense technique is to scream "Mama Mia!" as loud as possible. They don't like that shit..

Bob: Oh shit there's a Blandgela!

Andy: What?! Can it teach me how to Dougie?

Bob: ... no... but it can give you a handgela.

Andy: Deal

by FOXXXXXXY November 18, 2010

Blandeur

Antonym of grandeur. The quality of something ordinary and uninspired hyped up as if it were unique and splendid.

The blandeur of Chevrolet's ad campaign for new subcompact was impressive for a car nobody wanted.

by GattoDiavolo May 21, 2008

blandest

your favorite, your razor, your savior, favorite of your favors. someone you keep around to remind you what not to become, or when not to be calm.

" She's my blandest."

by The Girl With the Most Cake August 11, 2009

bladee

1)rapper from Sweden;member of Drain gang who is famous for his autotune abusing.DG closest friends-SAD BOYS(famous for Yung Lean)They had been starting their career together since 2011 and still together
2)GOD

Random1:Hey ya know who is bladee
True Drainer:BLADEE IS GOD

by haccel November 26, 2018

bladee

the god

-fam have u heard new bladee single
-fukk ye

by woodenhorse November 20, 2017

Blander Box

A computer with internet connection that supplies so much bland shit that nothing is special or personal since you'll see it all.

"This fucking blander box sure is killing the underground."

"I hate talking to people over this blander box, it's just too impersonal."

"Dude I'm into skat now because of this fucking blander box."

by HateTouch January 3, 2008