Blagojebitch

(blə goi ə bich) A word used to describe a conniving or two-bit criminal who whines excessively when caught.

Origin: Insult used on conservative blogs and websites following the Rod Blagojevich Scandal in 2008-09

Michael Vick was such a freaking blagojebitch.

by absentee January 7, 2009

Blagojevision

A slightly out-of-phase view on life that leads to stubborn denial of any wrongdoing even in the face of overwhelming evidence.

Comes from Illinois governor Rod Blagojevich, who continually and emphatically declared his innocence, after being accused of corruption.

COP: I pulled you over for going 60 in a 35. I was following you for a mile and i have it on camera.
SKY: No, I'm innocent. You have me confused with someone else.
COP: You have a bad case of Blagojevision.

by ~Luc~ February 9, 2009

Blagojesphere

Anything relating to the Rod Blagojevich scandal happens in the "Blagojesphere."

Today in the Blagojesphere, the Senate refused to seat Roland Burris

by reisen1000 January 11, 2009

blagojevich

Pronounced bluh-goy-uh-vich, this term (due to its unusual syllabic structure and the overall enjoyment one has in speaking it)is commonly used to break an awkward silence or as a random interjection in conversation.

Origin is likely from the name of Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich.

"So the classical dichotomy of this rarely understood subjunctive can be best expressed (colloquially, of course) as--"
"Blagojevich!"

by John Flanagin November 19, 2007

Blagojeviched

Getting fired from your job for being under suspicion of some crime.

Losing something because of a yet unproven event.

CJ got Blagojeviched on ABC's show True Beauty.

by Damien Remmington January 27, 2009

Blagojevich

From pop cultural references like Jay Leno's Tonight Show, Blagojevich has come to be a jerk off who sells someone's senate seat secretly, pretending to be blissfully unaware of the fact that he is doing it. Awkwardly enough, Blagojevich's name actually rhymes with what he is. Like Jay Leno said, Blagojevich is a son-of-a-bitch. Each word is four syllables and pronounced very similarly. The real offending part about Blagojevich's actions are that he tried to sell a black guy's senate seat, which alludes to American history of when blacks where bought, sold, and traded. To pull a Blagojevich means to sell one's senate seat; to do something without thought; to be a jerk off; to be blissfully unaware of doing something wrong, while in fact, he is doing it deliberately.

Joey: Hey Rachel, I have never been able to say Blagojevich, until Jay Leno reminded me that it rhymes with son-of-a-bitch.
Rachel: O, really.
Phoebe: Me too. Whenever I want to pronounce Blagojevich's name, I have to say son-of-a-bitch, first.
Rachel: I guess you are what you rhyme with.

by FriendsFan2005 August 23, 2009

blagoje

good at everything

wow!! i met this guy last...what a blagoje!!

by mothersson July 11, 2009