blackpool 

Blackpool, a somewhat appropriate name seeing as this place is shit, if it was any good they might have named it "Bluepool", but Blackpool is a dirty place full of greasy burger bars and bong shops so it was aptly named in hindsight.

The only "architecture" per se is an old rusty tower made from what appears to be lollypop sticks which is called "Blackpool Tower". The residents of this charming town aren't exactly known for culture, intelligence or skin regime; they can be seen meandering around the town centre with sullen faces and bad teeth carrying Lidl bags. If you have any modicum of ambition, you get out of Blackpool fast. It's truely soul destroying. It also has a "Pleasure Beach".

Blackpool Resident: "Oi ya twat giss a quid"
Canadian Tourist:" Ok ok just don't kill me, i only wanted to visit the pleasure beach."

blackpool by Master Bates101 September 17, 2007

Blackpool 

Grey seaside town with sea water that could burn your feet off.
Has the highest number of drug addicts in the uk.
Most kids live in maccies and smoke cancer sticks aka fags everyday.
Populated by chavs who live off benefits and spend their days harassing people.
The streets leading into Blackpool are full of druggies, borded up shops and teen mums.
Some favourite things to do by people living in Blackpool are arson, drug abuse and alcholism.
The Blackpool tower is a cheap version of the Eiffel Tower covered in lights but so cheap only about three work.

I went to Blackpool and saw the grey sea

Blackpool by Cured.chickenmayo December 30, 2018

Blackpool 

When something new starts out great and then soon goes downhill. From the football club Blackpool winning their first ever Premiership game 4-0 and then losing their second 6-0.

Guy 1: How's the new job going?

Guy 2: At first it seemed awesome but now it's just so punishing!

Guy 1: Sounds like you're having a Blackpool.

Blackpool by Christovk8 August 21, 2010

Blackpool 

A town in the north west of England, approximately 50 miles from Manchester.Blackpool is without a shadow of a doubt the most dismal,suicide provoking and disgusting places you will ever visit.

i heard the Uk government were planning to test nuclear weapons in Blackpool in the hope it might kill some of the scum that live there.

Blackpool by MaddieMcantfindher July 25, 2016

Blackpool 

Blackpool is a shitty seaside town full of nittys who chill on cenny drive asking tramps to go in the shop n buy them some voddy. The fy4 lads are full of smackhead teens also known as the Highfield mandem ripping bongs and dropping garry’s on Common Edge and Highfield Road.

Lad - Oi go in headline n get us some jps players red n some voddy or ill stab ye nan.
Old man - Where do you think you are son.
Lads - Blackpool init

Blackpool by blackpool is shit.xo July 27, 2019

Blackpool 

Blackpool, a seaside town, located in England, obviously. It's known for a Giant Rusty Cock (Blackpool Tower) in the centre, people are generally stunned at this and must enter for whatever reason (maybe they think the structure is a subliminal message for the best Cat House ever).

However, there is more attractions than the Giant Rusty Cock, many more actually (all being shit, but that's not the point). You have the Pleasure Beach, but I esure you; you won't get any pleasures there (or if you define pleasure as going on a bunch of rusty, unsafe structures for an overpriced payment). Inside the Pleasure Beach, there is many rides, such as the 'Big One' (if that's not an innuendo, I don't know what is). Then there's just rides that are too tragic to name.

Then there's the public, boy howdy - how amazing. It's friendly, very friendly I tell you. Homeless, chavs and drug addicts will remind you that Blackpool is the ideal vacation for you! Asking you for spare change, a lighter or prehaps just to give them a handjob because you seem to have a 'pretty face' in the eyes of a middle age'd crack addict.

But overall, Blackpool does have its upsides. I mean, who else has a Dixyland?

Blackpool, chavs, homeless, drug addict, dixyland

Blackpool by Adamrhere November 28, 2010

Blackpool 

Blackpool is a town in the North West full of tramps and run down flats. Walk down Central Drive and you’ll be met with prostitutes, crackpots and a shit ton of pedophiles. The ‘Blackpool Boys’ shit it from Fleetwood and get banged by a group of Fy7 girls. They can’t fight without bringing their deadly kitchen knives along with them. Two Words For It ‘FUCK FY1’.

‘Can tell they’re from Blackpool’

Blackpool by The Fy1 Destroyer March 2, 2019