Casual Blackout

When your casually drinking with no intention of getting that drunk and you end up blacking out.

Mike had a casual blackout last night after saying he wasn't drinking more than a few.

by FlanFleebird December 3, 2010

Finna Blackout

Commonly referred to as FBO, the term, “finna blackout,” is used to describe the excessive amounts of alcohol one plans to consume on a particular night; usually in reference to a literal blackout or simply the rather drunk state one will encounter. Typically, symptoms one may experience the next morning include little to no recollection of the night before and temporary amnesia. The term can be used as a verb or adjective.

Hey bro, you have any alc? I'm finna blackout tonight...

by MOBThug June 7, 2011

Blackoutman

An alcoholic Superhero who has amazing powers of tolerance
of alcohol and intolerance of prohibitionists. Equipped
with a titanium liver, Blackoutman can consume unlimited
alcoholic beverages without liver damage.

Last night was a blurr. I think I went into a telephone
booth and turned into "Blackoutman".

"I am an Alcoholocaust Survivor"!

by Brandy Blurr May 1, 2008

Sirius Blackness

The deep, dark depression one sinks into upon finishing the fifth Harry Potter book. The mood is characterized by a feeling of intense loss, loneliness, and hopelessness. Essentially, there is a deep black chasm somewhere near the heart.

Concerned Friend: What's wrong with Ted? Has he been crying?!
Wise Friend: He's fell into Sirius Blackness. I'll give him some chocolate.

by yumfudge July 26, 2011

Unnecessary Blackness

a Football penalty becoming more common by the day.

Jaron toasts Corey on a corner route

Corey: Dude, no touchdown. Penalty on that play.

Jaron: what the hell! For what?

Corey: Unnecessary Blackness, 15 yards.

by Dajaleymon Kiwi January 1, 2009

Blackout Effect

The blackout effect occurs when a person gets verbally destroyed and the brain has no retort. Due to this, the brain goes into "blackout" mode where the brain shuts down temporarily and the person becomes unresponsive for several seconds.

Noticeable symptoms of "blackout" consists of: nausea, quivering of lips, confusion, awkward eye shifting, and mind blown.

Dick Masterson: Women line up to date guys like me.

Fat lady: I don't see any women lined at all! I don't see any women lined up to you and I would definitely by at the end of that line.

Dick Masterson: Well, if you hit the treadmill a little more you'd be at the front.
...
...*Blackout Effect*
...
Dick Masterson: What was that?

Fat lady: ..I didn't hear you because I'm sure it was something stupid and I'm glad I didn't hear you.

by Amp10 May 29, 2011

Social Blackout

Deactivating social networking profiles for e.g Facebook which connects you with your friends for temporary period just to stay isolated is known as Social Blackout. Extreme Social Blackouts results in switching off the cellphone or worst case scenario going to a place without telling anyone for temporary period of time.

Michelle: Where were you yesterday? I dropped a lot of text messages, even your facebook profile was deactivated. Is everything alright?
Jim: Don't worry. I'm alright now. A thought was troubling my head from so long so i gone for a Social Blackout.
Michelle: Baby, you can ask me to come over. You know i got so much worried about you.

by Reet Awwsum August 12, 2013