blackhole

a theory of an object in space, which is believed to consume anything, that enters into it.

Kyle thinks blackholes are Fact, but he's an idiot so a blackhole must have consumed his brain.

by poonjah April 26, 2005

Blackhole

Blackhole is simply a black person's anus. Instead of sucking everything in it, it burst out vile and feces. Usually the blackhole is brown on the outer side and dark purple closer to the hole.

John(white): Nigguh, your blackhole stink like your mama's pussy!
Joly(black): shuh yo bitch ass whitelo. (taking off his boxer with shit dipping on it.)

by Yaway June 1, 2009

Blackhole

An IT department that gets endless tickets for the same problem and replies with the same thing every time and sends it off to another IT department that supposed to fix the problem but never does.

"For ticket 2373722000028983872 "Smoke emitting from computer" email the ticket to IT department C3; copy and past e "Smoke emitting from computer" from ticket 2373722000028983872 to ticket 0000328834 and send it to [e-mail]"

"Yeah I know we have been doing that for years, smoke still emits from that same computer!"

by [e-mail] March 29, 2012

Blackhole

A nickname for someone who is so deep within another man's ass-hole even light cannot escape.

You can call me the blackhole because I will be so deep even light cannot escape (from your asshole).

by PussyDestroyer9000 May 5, 2014

Blackhole

A sharp jab to the female reproductive organ, producing a black bruise.

"Damn steve I gave that chick a blackhole and she couldn't walk strait"

by not@fcukinNam3L3f7 July 13, 2009

blackhole

Something absolutely immense that has a lot of weight/mass. See also Carol Messer.

Carol Messer is like a black hole.

by Adelina March 27, 2004

blackhole

its the exit for your food; also known as the asshole; so tight it may do you like a real space blackhole, you may never get your tool back

She was on the rag so I pounded her in the blackhole. Great time for a donkey punch.

by Scott Brothers December 13, 2006