bjork 

(noun?) the most impossible name (?) in the English (Icelandic? Swedish? Human?) language (?) to (?) pronounce (?!)

Girl 1: Bee jork?
Guy 1: Bwork?
Girl 2: Borrrkkkkk!!!??!
Swedish Chef: Shwspork?!! Spork! Sork! Horkee Hork! Bjork! Bjork! Bjork!

(They all then, explode)

bjork by Tom Kaye January 15, 2010

bjork 

To inhabite, or take over someone's office or cubicle

Dude, that guy totally bjorked Kurt's cube!

bjork by gregg3rs February 25, 2011

bjork 

The act of puking into your own mouth while burping

During the drinking game Kurt burped loudly then suddenly turned to spit into an empty cup, filling it with vomit. His friends cheered his epic bjork

bjork by bjorkoon January 2, 2014

Bjork 

Björk is that musical artist from Iceland. Her parents were hippies. Her sounds, lyrics, videos, and behavior are outlandish... Icelanish. NEways this page is turning into a debate thread on her quality. Love her or Hate her. I've acquired a taste for the random... and she is that.

I'm Björk... my perspective on everything is out there, sometimes gibberish and non-relative.

Bjork by sam November 4, 2004

bjork 

Bjork {proper noun}- Icelandic singer with many fans, some of them with other musical interests, namely, actual music. etymology- Icelandic. bjork/ed/ing/(verb intransitive}- Obfuscation of meaning, to make intangible, to hide the true meaning of. bjorky/-ish/ {adj.} to attire with oddments, to wear fashions from another plane of existence.

Bjork's new CD is definetly very much all bjorked up, I can't imagine how bjorky the concert would be.

That new babydyke from East High, came over all bjorky and said, "ooooooooooogieshmafalllalllallla rrrrr~.", so I don't really know if she is doing her part of the project or not- and WHAT is she wearing, a stained bleach bottle?

bjork by dumb tem April 19, 2006

Bjork 

Pixie-like rock starlet born in Iceland in 1969 or some such. Died in a car crash in 1990. All subsequent appearances, including those in concert before half the population of Iceland, have been computer-generated. IT'S TWOOO!!!

Bjork is appearing in concert tonight. Every last pixel of her. Gorgeous.

Bjork by Fearman November 22, 2007

bjork 

Singer who strings together random sentences and sings them in an incredibly irritating high pitched fashion. She is also from Iceland.

These could be Bjork lyrics : As I climb the yellow love, no one falls through paper in lightning wolves.

bjork by Bjork July 1, 2004