my dogs are barking

My feet are hurting/tired.

I just worked a 12 hour shift, my dogs are barking.

by APB15 March 31, 2009

Arkansas Barking Spider

To pass gas, Fart

joe: passes gas
pete: what the hell was that?
joe: must have been an Arkansas Barking Spider

by handymanCT December 17, 2009

A second hand Bjarni

A bus wanker that is cheap and never buys his own stuff and waits to get it second hand.

Man he got that iPhone for free he must be a Second hand Bjarni

by A second hand Bjarni July 13, 2018

Rocky Mountain Barking Spiders

A "something" on which to blame farts.
Rather than accept blame for farting(noisily), one exclaims that they had witnessed a creature in close proximity by invoking it's name and looking behind.

Interchangeable with local fauna.

FFRRRTTTTT...
"OH! Darn Rocky Mountain Barking Spiders sneaking up on me again."

by Psykram May 12, 2010

Fart barking

When the poo pressure inside your anus comes flying out so hard that it hurts your sphincter and produces a sound like a dog barking.

Quit fart barking so close to my head!

I'm gonna have to go sit on the toilet and fart bark.

I just fart Barked so hard, I need to blot.

by Doctor Ramshackle February 27, 2011

barking cat

derogatory term for a small dog such as a chihuahua or a pekingese

I was hoping my girlfriend would get a real dog like a german shepard or something that could guard the house, but she just got a damn barking cat.

by Michael_Hunt March 26, 2009

Björking

Menstrual period occurring in males during which blood evacuates through the head of the penis.

Sorry, I can't go swimming, I'm björking this month.

by Meow'Dib September 4, 2010