Blizzoned

(Adj.) The combination of being both blazed and stoned simultaneously when you're so incredibly high that just one term alone cannot explain your state of mind.

I got so blizzoned this afternoon I sucked a cambodian hooker's dick for a Big Gulp.

by crackpageant June 13, 2010

jizzowned

Although jizzowned does not exceed the ownage power of Pablowned, it is not to be underestimated. This is used to describe when a person is humiliated so horribly that it can be compared to somebody getting jizzed in the eye. In extreme occasions, it can be compared to getting jizzed in the poohole.

Liu: Dude I've told you a million times I'm not a fag!
Lang: Then what is that dildo sticking out of your pocket?
Liu: .....
Steven: Dude you got jizzowned!

by Harry Pen the 15th July 24, 2006

bizzored

bored

After smacking his juice, the gangsta became bizzored and robbed a bank.

by bill September 15, 2003

Benzowned

The act of taking enough benzodiazpines (xanax, kpins, valium) that you are in a state of deep deep relaxation or just pretty damn messed up, being "owned" by the benzos

I just took a few bars of Xanax and I am benzowned

by BoPeepHadASheep BAAAAHH August 5, 2011

pizzowned

New-age version of the word "pwned" which comes from the word "owned" meaning to win against someone, with ease. Now, there is "owned" with "pwned" and a bit of pizza goodness on the side. Hence, "pizzowned".

You just got pizzowned by a true hustla foo! Aiiiiiight?

by The Pizzowner May 2, 2004

bizzone

a joint laced with powder

pass the bone, kid, pass thebone. lets get on this mission like Indiana Jones

by Ponyboy August 3, 2003

bimbowned

When you own a bimbo because of her stupid commentary

Did you see the episode when Jeff Foxworthy bimbowned Kellie "Is Europe a country?" Pickler on his show Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader?

by ousucksdotcom July 10, 2009