Butterdick

That feeling when you're higher than Seth Rogan on 4/20 and your girl is riding you and you can only dead fish on the bed because your dick feels like it's a stick of butter that was microwaved for 10-15 seconds

Guys I had the best sex ever last night. She was on top and I had butterdick until I finished.

by Goterps6969 November 13, 2017

Buttersock

A sock full of butter in which someone is beaten with. They usually have a butter fetish or like to eat butter and/or socks. Buttersocks are a deadly weapon and have often been used by butter munchers as a way of softening butter before baking.

Guy1 "Let me beat you with my Buttersock"
Guy2 "Sure, I love butter"

by Butternomnom October 9, 2011

Butterdick

butt-'er-dick. The transvestite equivalent to "Butterface" A quick and humorous save upon accidentally checking out a cross-dresser, believing that he is a she.

"Anything butterdick!" (Anything but her dick)

by D'Range March 4, 2009

butterstick

Butterstick is a derogatory term used to describe a player in a video game (RTS or FPS). A butterstick is a player who melts under pressure and is easy to go through (provides little to no resistence to their opponents in the game). A butterstick is a gamer who is no longer a newb, but whose skill in the video game has never increased.

1) Phanstern can't stop my attack, he's a butterstick. I'll slice through him, pwn his base, and then start in on the next guy.

2) Any of you buttersticks up for a game?

3) Not sure about popcorn, but there's plenty of buttersticks out tonight.

by Valdarez November 10, 2008

buttersack

its one of those things. you will know it when you see it.

Matt ~ have you ever grabbed a buttersack by the butt?
Jared ~ uh whats a buttersack?
Matt ~ you'd know if you've grabbed it

by doolica13 October 14, 2009

Butterdick

Usually used as an act of revenge. Butter Dicking somebody includes rubbing a stick of butter on your member, then rubbing your buttery member on the person (or something the person owns).

guy #1: "Theres something slimy on my car door handle"
guy #2: "Uh-oh, theres a note on your windshield that says 'You've been Butterdicked!'"
guy #1: "FML"

by butterdicker April 19, 2009

Connecticut Buttersock

When a person is falsely accused of a wrongdoing so they harshly beat the accuser with a sock filled with frozen butter and then proceed to ass rape the beaten persons wife or husband.

Man after Principal Ken gave Steve 2 days of ISS he went all Connecticut Buttersock on him

by Pasta Salad Penetrator July 7, 2016