Bitchtacular

1. Utterly, amazingly, stupendously bitchy in an impressive way.
2. A way to describe a particularly heinous bitchfest, usually used in a sarcastic way...Like bitchin', except NOT cool.

Note: Bitchtacular is a combo of the words "Bitch" and "Spectacular", in case you couldn't figure that out.

1. Wow, you are being totally bitchtacular right now, Heather. Are you PMS'ing or what?
2. Tom: Yeah, my mom just totally went off on my ass.
Greg: So, how did it go?
Tom: It was bitchtacular. How the fuck do you think it went, you dipshit?
Greg: Damn, dude! Now YOU'RE being bitchtacular!

by NINerd January 16, 2009

bitchflatter

It's the act of giving compliments to someone who you don't know just because they think you're close or something...

"Who was that? a friend?"
"I dunno..."
"Really? You were talking like you knew each other."
"Nah, it was mostly bitchflatter"

by aresalegre December 26, 2006

bitchtataze

Acting out of place, not knowing your position. Being a real bitch, almost as if it's that

time of the month for male and female. You don't wanna be around someone with bitchtataze. It's best to leave them alone with a stack of movies, chocolate ice cream, and frosting.

The flouride in my water is giving my son bitchtataze

by LilRed2k16 November 26, 2016

Bitchbeat

To have multiple women slap or punch you in either anger of just because.

Guy #1: Did you see that guy who broke up with his girlfriend over Facebook?
Guy #2: Yeah, he got totally bitchbeat the next day!

by J-Fisher February 17, 2010

bitchkateers

Combination of bitch and musketeer.

1. A cabal whose unifying theme is their shared need to complain.

2. The group of people you call, text or email when you feel the need to bitch about something.

- coined by Alison the Angry Redhead on August 22, 2005.

This blog will have no useful purpose. It will simply provide my fellow bitchkateers and I with a forum for discussing what the hell is wrong with people.

by iiams September 10, 2005

Bitchiwitch

One of the four founders/houses of Snogwarts, a Mary Sue variant of Hogwarts of the Harry Potter fandom. Suethors usually dreate a Bitchiwitch Sue when they've got a chip on their shoulder, because this Oringinal Charachter sure as hell does. A Bitchiwitch Sue is usually in Slytherin, is a misunderstood Goth/Emo, listens to an "enchanted" CD player, bitches at people and has a terrible attitude, yet manages to get every boy at Hogwarts to want to get into her little black bondage pants. Bitchiwitch is one of the most annoying charachters a Suthor can write: Bitchiwitch Sues are mean, hatefull and are generally ass holse who, in a cannon story, would get the crap beaten out of them for being such a jerk. Common Bitchiwitch names are Ravyn, Katrina, Kat, Ashlee/Ashleigh and even, *snort* Belladonna.

Bitchiwitch Sue: Hey, fuck you and your stupid rules, Snape! You can't tell me what to do in your own class room! I'll wear what I want and I'll be pissed if I want because my parents died and I'm Emo and angsty and depressed and sa-
Readers, the class & Snape in unison:
!!!!AVADA KEDAVERA!!!!

by Peaseblossom85 July 15, 2006

Bitchtard

A word that mixes the words: bitch and retard becoming: bitchtard.
A very stupid woman; someone who is a slut and a hoe. Usally refers to woman who makes a big sexual or flirty mistake. She steals a guy or cheats. Or it could just be a douchebag way of a describing an air head.

Ah! That bitchtard stole my boyfriend.

Damn! That bitchtard was cheating on me with her cousin!

She's a crazy bitchtard if she thinks I'm gonna just forgive her after that!

by CheezyPumpkinPie April 13, 2009