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bitchtwat 

noun
1. A filthy, abhorrent individual who engages in despicable behavior. Often, this person is so misguided that they hold themselves in high regard, unaware of their disgusting, repulsive tendencies. Their appearance varies and therefore are not immediately identifiable. They can also be found in all walks of life, blending seamlessly into the populace. However, once they open their mouths, a spotlight shines upon their putrid ways. Synonymous with the term "douchebag." Avoid at all costs.
2. A really nasty muffin.
1. "Hey Rob, can you stop being such a bitchtwat? God, I can smell you from across the room. Take your crap elsewhere or I'll beat you into next week."
2. "Hey Rob, I appreciate the muffins you baked me, but I think something might be wrong with the recipe. This is one rank batch of bitchtwats."
bitchtwat by The REAL Megatron January 19, 2014
Words you can keep

bitchtato 

a person who is extremely boring a majority of the time, similar to a potato
Chad: “Gruschna, why are you always such a bitchtato?”
Gruschna: *snoring*
bitchtato by Pinky-a-Ring July 7, 2019

bitchlatte 

One of my fav Evan Peters fan pages besides the others I mentioned
Hey guys go check out bitchlattes new post
bitchlatte by Dandymottswifeyy March 2, 2021
Combination of the term bitch, which means someone who complains, yells, and is always in a bad mood, and retard, which means someone who consistently does incredibly stupid things.

Definition: A whiny and bitchy person who is constantly acting like a retard.
Bitchtard by Conk April 20, 2004

bitchtator

An obnoxiously bitchy girl who thinks she has the right to tell you when to do your english project.
My god did you hear Kim? She's such a bitchtator!
bitchtator by sgr(uber) January 4, 2008

Bitchmeat 

1. A term to describe someone, or their ass or vagina, essentially regarded as a passive sex object i.e. meat to be fucked. Often used with misogynist intent about women esp. hookers.
2. The act of vaginal or anal intercourse.
3. Male prison slang similar to (although more graphic than) the prison use of bitch. A generally younger, hot assed prisoner used for sexual gratification.
1. "Woman, get your pants off - I want me some bitchmeat!"

2. Prisoners in the shower discussing the new boy:"Hey Butch, look at that hot butt on the newbie - sure gonna make a fine piece of bitchmeat"
Bitchmeat by silkpouch September 8, 2007

Bitchtacular 

To be full of bitches, and quite spectacular
"My myspace is bitchtacular!"
Bitchtacular by Toxik Shock October 20, 2008
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