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Bitchslap

The literal and/or metaphoric slapping or whacking someone in order to knock some sense into them.
Someone bitchslap the TV producer that keeps putting Vince Guaraldi's "Cast Your Fate to the Wind" on as background music for the weather reports on Hurricane Frances in Florida!
by TheChocolateLady September 5, 2004
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bitchinize

to make someone one's bitch, in situation where a person is put in a submissive way while being patronized.
QP Ma bitchinized Emile in order to obtain important information that might help him to score but didn't.
by thechowchow March 13, 2020
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He-Man Bitchslap

The mother of all bitchslaps. Capable of breaking teeth/bones and making a wigger white again.
Father: Boy, I swear if you don't start talkin right imma He-Man Bitchslap you into next week.
by Rollin Coal July 22, 2009
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bitchiprofen

Medicine commonly prescribed for the alleviation of a serious bitchitude.
Take 2000mg of bitchiprofen and leave me alone. Come back when your bitchitude it gone.
by Zamzorro December 1, 2011
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Verbal Bitchslap

When someone shit-talks you so bad that you felt a literal slap with their words
My friend Will verbally Bitchslapped me earlier

Those unkind words felt like a Verbal Bitchslap
by Weird Uncle Al December 18, 2019
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bitchslap

To slap someone (particularly but not necessarily female) who is being rude or nasty, perhaps screaming a lot (i.e., being a bitch). The idea is to get them to calm down and behave. It doesn't necessarily mean you really hit the person; there is such a thing as a verbal bitchslap.
Did you see how Rush Limbaugh stopped spewing that right-wing Nazi bullshit after Howard Zinn bitchslapped him on national television?
by Bluejay May 8, 2004
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bitchenistic

Adj: An act that would commonly be performed by a bitch (definition #4). Used to describe the act itself. May be used regarless of gender of implied person.
"Dude, she slashed your tires? That's bitchenistic!"

Putting two praying mantis' in a bowl until one ate the other would be bitchenistic.
by Crawdaddy January 4, 2009
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