He-Man Bitchslap

The mother of all bitchslaps. Capable of breaking teeth/bones and making a wigger white again.

Father: Boy, I swear if you don't start talkin right imma He-Man Bitchslap you into next week.

by Rollin Coal July 22, 2009

Verbal Bitchslap

When someone shit-talks you so bad that you felt a literal slap with their words

My friend Will verbally Bitchslapped me earlier

Those unkind words felt like a Verbal Bitchslap

by Weird Uncle Al December 18, 2019

bitchsplaining

The female version of "mansplaining," this word was made in response to women using mansplaining, a word that was solely created to dimiss real problems that men face.
Bitchsplaining is term used in response to when a women says something really sexist /retarded saying it reflects society as a whole with no evidence at all.

"This pole is oppressing me because it straight which is harmful to the feelings of gay people," says the women. Your response to this should be "Bitch stop bitchsplaining and make that pole a sandwhich."

A lady was bitchsplaining how string cheese was sexist and saying it was more important than helping the homeless.

by lakamokolaka June 11, 2016

bitchslap

To slap someone (particularly but not necessarily female) who is being rude or nasty, perhaps screaming a lot (i.e., being a bitch). The idea is to get them to calm down and behave. It doesn't necessarily mean you really hit the person; there is such a thing as a verbal bitchslap.

Did you see how Rush Limbaugh stopped spewing that right-wing Nazi bullshit after Howard Zinn bitchslapped him on national television?

by Bluejay May 8, 2004

He-Man Bitchslap

Power bitchslap to the face. Must have a big windup and delivered with such force the intended targets head is snapped sideways. Usually handed out by a very pissed off person or big muscley beefcake. Sound of the slap can be heard down the street. Hard enough to pop eyeballs from the sockets and loosen teeth.

That was no ordinary bitchslap. That was a He-Man bitchslap.

by Taylz March 17, 2014

bitchbalanced

everyone's fav green day enthusiast !! (apart from me ofc)
basically the green day version of owen

“hey do you know bitchbalanced on tiktok!?”

“yeah they're so funny and cool!!”

by notcelebsk1nontiktok September 6, 2021

Bitchcapade

When your mom,sister,girlfriend etc. Starts to bitch about something and looks like she will never shut up even though you're doing what they've told you to do.

My mom kept telling me to clean the house and wouldn't shut up even though I was cleaning. She went on a long bitchcapade.

by Bmac. and chris March 13, 2011