dumb bitchitis

The symptoms of dumb bitchitis are , when you reply within a second, and he replys in 5 hours, believing he has no hoes, dropping all of your hoes for one guy, and waiting for the "____ is typing..." notification to pop up. If you are showing any of these symptoms please go talk to a doctor immediately.

"I got dumb bitchitis
I might even be a side chick
You take 5 hours, I reply quick
Cuz I got dumb bitchitis" - yung cxreal, baby frankie

by cecilia isn’t real!! June 17, 2020

bitchinticity

noun;1. A state of maximum, supreme, grande, unattainable bitch.
noun;2. Being in the state of being made someone's bitch. When made someone's bitch, you are not able to do shit about it because you are that select individual's bitch.

I was hanging out with Eric, and I then realized that his bitchinticity was too overwhelming for my threshold, and I then progressed to pop that motherfucker in the nuttal sac.

Because of the bitchinticity laid upon Vincent, he was not able to do shit about it.

by Kurtis E. Warner December 22, 2008

Theory of Reluctant Bitchitude

A proven theory that implies the fact that all women enjoy the attention that her "lover" gives her, but pretends to not notice in order for said lover to give even more attention to her. Upon this, the "lover" begins to lose interest in her, thinking that she really doesn't care for him, and starts to ignore her. Finally, the woman becomes upset from the lack of attention and desperately seek their lovers attention by any means necisarry.

After said woman becomes desperate, she finally decides to acknowlege her lovers attention and then this cycle starts to repeat itself. The Theory of Reluctant Bitchitude is a proven theory of everyday life.

by Xero _ Manifest January 14, 2011

Bitchniggaitis

This is in reference to people who participate in any activity.Although more specifically to people who play any kind of sport or athletic hobby and tend to constantly complain or find excuses, or make up problems in order to escape doing this certain activity. Even though most of these excuses/problems are ridiculous or easily solved.

Bitchnigga: Hey man i cant go to practice today my arms hurt
Teammate:alright well make sure to come tomorrow
Bitchnigga:(the next day) hey man cant come today my legs started hurting

Teammate:alright...tomorrow then
Bitchnigga: hey man im feeling great but my my cat died so cant come today
teammate: ....ok

Example two:
bob: hey is jimmy coming to practice
Jerry: nah, jimmy has a bad case of bitchniggaitis
Example three:
Billy:so did danny finally breakup with his gf after she cheated on him
Tony:nope, he has a bad case of bicthniggaitis

by dontcomplain July 18, 2014

bitchstinct

Bitch instinct. When a girl immediately resorts to acting like a bitch, almost on instinct.

"Susan totally went with her bitchstincts and slapped Mike in the face after he accidentally spilled some gatorade on her."

by BigWrig May 5, 2010

Bitchnug

When a female friend with or without benefits ask for a nug from her friend , because it’s her first day period and she’s having major cramps!

Hi Mortecay can I have a bitchnug, my cramps be killin me!

by Vitaminwaterenergy January 31, 2021

bitchotch

This is a combination of the words 'bitch' and it's derivative, 'beotch'.

In order to experience the full effect of its usage, the user should deliver it as if he or she is a chicken. Careful timing between its two syllables makes its application broad and effective.

This word is exceptional when pwning n00bs and is particularly effective when applied simultaneously with a tea bagging motion.

Like a chicken: Bitch-otch! Bitch-otch!

I just owned that bitchotch.

Ooooohhhhhh! Bitchotch! (tea bag)

by camnipotent May 16, 2009