binoculars

The best tool for spying on your neighbors.

Ever since that hot chick moved in next door, my eyes have not left my binoculars. Oh shit she saw me!

by Zegeroth October 10, 2007

Binoculars

When something is eye-openingly outrageous or worth noticing...

Damn dude...did you see that new DAIM graffiti book? That stuff is binoculars!

by Swayzee August 1, 2005

bicicular homicide

When you use a bike to bludgen someone to death and/or run over them multiple times until they are dead. Common in childhood psychotics as well as adolescent schizophrenics.

Judge: I now condemn you, Harry the Homicidal Henderson, guily of bicicular homicide!

Harry: I swear they were dead before I ran over them 20 times!

by classyshit September 25, 2012

Smashing binoculars

When two people deep throat a double sided dildo and meet in the middle.

Those two people were smashing binoculars.

by Zoltancowboysfan November 22, 2018

Bileqular Cow-flap

Slang word similar to the definition of bitch.
Slang word for bitch.
See bitch.

Oh my cod, you bileqular cow-flap!

by Boberta Spray August 18, 2008

Cincinnati Binoculars

A sexual act wherein a male copulates anally with a female partner, withdraws his penis (now partially coated with fecal matter) and rubs the tip and shaft on the nipples of his partner. The male then grabs the breasts of his partner and pushes them together and places one of the nipples over each of his eyes, mimicking the act of looking through a pair of binoculars.

"Got me a bad case of pink eye this morning. I'm betting it's from the Cincinnati Binoculars I gave to Tiffany on Saturday night!"

by MisterSneeg May 17, 2018

Binoculars

British term for eyeglasses.

Hyacinth:"Richard please put on your binoculars so you can read the road signs."

by Speedyg18 April 9, 2009