Birthing a Texan

Take a giant shit.

"Dude, you were making a lot of noise in the bathroom. It sounded like you were birthing a Texan."

by Bacon Handler December 18, 2011

Birthing person

A term used by leftists who will one day be mass murdered by the same muslims they invited into our societies.

Leftist birthing person: But we welcomed you with open arms!
Muslim: Allahuakbar! *decapitates leftist
Conservative: Well, we're all fucked, but at least the idiots who ruined our society are more fucked than us.

by Jooduk April 4, 2022

birthing parent

A retarded term , coined by the left to Insinuate, that not only women can give birth .

Don’t forget it’s Mother’s Day, “ you’re such a bigot , it’s birthing parents day “ . “ Thats so offensive it’s birthing persons day “

by Trav817 July 7, 2022

Birthing Hips

When a person has a pelvic area that looks suitable for birthing.

One friend to another:
Boy those sure are some birthing hips you got their.

Your aunt who lives in the old country:
Girl you should find a nice boy and have a nice bunch of babies with him having those birthing hips and all.

by Mike "freshman" R August 24, 2011

Birthing Person

A term used to describe women whose gender dysphoria is so bad, that they think they can validate their belief that they are male by gestating another human being inside them for 9 months and then pushing it out the vagina that they wish they didn't have.

This term is also forced on women who aren't denying biological reality by men who think they're women despite being men.

"Get this birthing person to a birthing hospital that is definitely not full of women"

by SalopianSnark December 7, 2022

BIRTHING DAY

The day commemorating the actual birthday of a child from the perspective of the mother who physically gave birth to that child. That is to say, on any given child's birthday, that day is the respective biological mother's "Birthing Day" for that child specifically.

Every year, on the birthday of their daughter, Ella, Justin gives flowers to his wife, Julia, to celebrate her Birthing Day, which commemorates the labor of love Julia endured to give life to Ella. birthing day

by AheadofherTime November 4, 2017

birthing a loaf

Taking a MASSIVE dump.

Tristin: Oh man I just birthed a HUGE fucking loaf... You might not want to go in there for a while.
Jakkq: Why the hell were you birthing a loaf in my bathroom, dude?! How big?
Tristin: So big, there's not even a measurement for it.

by Dextiu May 11, 2014