Bijackual

The uncanny ability to masterbate with both your right and left hand. this sort of thing makes life easier when outside forces decide to steal an apendage from you.

Tim: dam dude you shouldn't have put your hand under that fat bitch before she sat down. how are you gonna go through life with a broken arm?
John: dude it'll be rough but thank god i'm bijackual.

by rabbert cline April 9, 2011

bijacked

When the pickup from the bar brings you back to his/her place where her boyfriend/girlfriend is waiting to join.

"Being such a pretty man, John was bijacked more often than than he wanted to admit."

by kikdaball May 5, 2007

biojacked

perdy much fucked

i just biojacked ur ass off the cliff!

by uber man{}XXXX[]************** March 26, 2004

Biojacking

Implementation of biohacking to achieve a greater orgasm.

"Dude, biojacking earlier was great, you shuld try it."

by jeanetteskid508 August 26, 2020