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by akerin July 13, 2005
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Bindle

A bound book made from paper with a front cover and a back cover and anywhere from 100 to 300 pages inside, printed on paper and to be read on a comfortable chair at one's leisure.
"I hate reading e-books on a Kindle. Give me a real Bindle anyday!"

-- Overheard at water cooler at a bookstore in Manhattan in June 2009.
by PRwiz101 August 04, 2009
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bindle

for use when a complete "what the fuck" moment happens but you're in a situation where actually saying "what the fuck" is extremely uncouth
or for whenever saying "Bindle" is quicker than saying "what the fuck"
by yahitscool October 09, 2004
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Bindle Stiffed

When a hobo comes up to you while you are in a hurry and begins to tell you his life story. This is usually followed by the metaphorical feeling that he has taken his bindle stick and shoved it deep into your ass piercing your colon. This feeling metaphorical feeling is caused by the fact that you will be arriving late to your destination and that you have no more change in your pocket.
Employee: Sorry im late for work I got bindle stiffed.

Boss: Heres some metaphorical tampons and hemorrhoid cream.

Employee: He took $1.37
by rekrap March 19, 2011
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Sloppy Bindle

When one defacates into a dress sock and proceeds to whip said sock across the face of a homeless man
Hey man, I just had some wild Thai food and gotta pinch a dirty loaf. Give me your sock. I’m gonna go sloppy bindle that homeless guys face at the Liquor Lotto
by Baby Farts McGee Zax September 02, 2018
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bindle stiff

a hobo who carries a bundle or bedroll
Quick! If you open your car door you can knock that bindle stiff flat on his ass.
by Blake November 12, 2002
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bindle bunny

A chick who has sex for bindles of meth until that bindle is gone and jumps to the next bindle carrier of meth for the bindle
I just that bindle bunny at my homeboys house until he ran out of bindles now she's over here trying get bindles..
by Clemente1877 June 06, 2017
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