"Who's that hot girl over at that table with all those guys around her?"
"Oh, that's Netalya. Best stay away, she's bimbolicious."
"Oh, that's Netalya. Best stay away, she's bimbolicious."
by jabbamutt December 7, 2009
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A horrible plague like pheonmena sweeping throuogh the worst fed, worst dresesd, least intelligent, and McD obseesed, country of the known universe, AMERICA.
Scope:
As far as its scope, its like the black plague that afflicted europe way back then. (when they didnt have MTV *gasp*)
It affects mainly the girls of the good 'ole U-S-OV-A.
As far as symtons go its like AIDs, bad.
Effects:
Symtoms include:(but not limited, also list not entirly cataloged, thanks to massive and constant mutation of the plague strains otherwise known as "fads".)
-Exessive blond hair.
-Growth in at least 2 places *cough*
-Developing a condition called: DITz
-Beer belly lmao.
-Part of the dumbing down of america
-Infected Persons: "bimbo"
-Urge to wear shirts 2 sizes to small
-Reason for the size 0 pants.
-Stoopid Stoopid Stoopid
-Gave the color pink a whole new meaning (ITS FUCKING EERYEHERERERERE)
-Pink is the new black and there loving eachother (you never see pink on shirts w/o black)
-Overly dyed, falling out hair.
-167.9% PREP
-the reason Abercrombie is a sucessful company
-Urge to form 'clicks' with other infected persons. (eg: stoopid ppl)
-Hitting annonomously on Rap ppl
Cures:(include)
-Goths
-Breaking a nail
-Not showering for 5 minutes
-the mall being nuked
-College
-Life
-Taxes
-Death
-(death of rich parents)
-Napalm applied to infected persons house
-Week old cloths
-Cell phone bannage! (aka, Ur Cell phone minutes just... got... BELEETE"D!!!!)
-Surgicaly removing the word "like" from said persons english vocabulary(/smallish brain)
-AIM being permenantly BELEETE"D from said persons computer.
-An AIM virus
Known Causes:
-Cheerleading
-Estregen
-teenage yrs
-Rap (pretening thier black actaully almost the exact opposite)
A horrible plague like pheonmena sweeping throuogh the worst fed, worst dresesd, least intelligent, and McD obseesed, country of the known universe, AMERICA.
Scope:
As far as its scope, its like the black plague that afflicted europe way back then. (when they didnt have MTV *gasp*)
It affects mainly the girls of the good 'ole U-S-OV-A.
As far as symtons go its like AIDs, bad.
Effects:
Symtoms include:(but not limited, also list not entirly cataloged, thanks to massive and constant mutation of the plague strains otherwise known as "fads".)
-Exessive blond hair.
-Growth in at least 2 places *cough*
-Developing a condition called: DITz
-Beer belly lmao.
-Part of the dumbing down of america
-Infected Persons: "bimbo"
-Urge to wear shirts 2 sizes to small
-Reason for the size 0 pants.
-Stoopid Stoopid Stoopid
-Gave the color pink a whole new meaning (ITS FUCKING EERYEHERERERERE)
-Pink is the new black and there loving eachother (you never see pink on shirts w/o black)
-Overly dyed, falling out hair.
-167.9% PREP
-the reason Abercrombie is a sucessful company
-Urge to form 'clicks' with other infected persons. (eg: stoopid ppl)
-Hitting annonomously on Rap ppl
Cures:(include)
-Goths
-Breaking a nail
-Not showering for 5 minutes
-the mall being nuked
-College
-Life
-Taxes
-Death
-(death of rich parents)
-Napalm applied to infected persons house
-Week old cloths
-Cell phone bannage! (aka, Ur Cell phone minutes just... got... BELEETE"D!!!!)
-Surgicaly removing the word "like" from said persons english vocabulary(/smallish brain)
-AIM being permenantly BELEETE"D from said persons computer.
-An AIM virus
Known Causes:
-Cheerleading
-Estregen
-teenage yrs
-Rap (pretening thier black actaully almost the exact opposite)
by Checkov- May 10, 2005
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bimbotic • bimbofication • bimbonics • bimbonic plague • Bimboic • Bimbolical • bimbolicious • bimbotch
A mixture of a bimbo and diabolical, A bimbo who is a mastermind, a diabolical bimbo, She's "dumb" but her plans end up working.
A pretty big boobed woman who's dumb but evil.
A pretty big boobed woman who's dumb but evil.
by Ichokedonarasin August 26, 2023
Get the Bimbolical mug.Language used by young females while texting or e-mailing. Related to L33T in that it abbreviates and uses symbols in place of words. Only it is done with far less intelligence, an odd use of extra letters despite the other abbreviations, and a savage over-or under-use of punctuation. Often used in elation or retaliation, the written word comes off sounding just as it would spoken by an overexcited, suburban, white high school girl.
"I tried to read her post, but I didn't understand it. Here, see if you can translate Bimbonics"......'seriousllyyy ppl need 2 get livess... like really all u ppl commenting this shittt either don't have lives.. gf's or are complete f&cking losersss to sit on ur computerr all dayyy and critice ppl who prolly look ten million timess better thenn youuu dooo;'
by Medusa Oblongata September 11, 2009
Get the Bimbonics mug.the act of feminizing one’s self while participating in a typically male-dominant field. It is often done in a grandiose and overtly-feminine way to add stark contrast to typically male things
“Amy wears pink skirt-suits to her law lectures every day. She answers all of the toughest questions our professors have to offer. She’s definitely working on the bimbofication of her law school.”
by andioofandioof April 28, 2022
Get the bimbofication mug.Anyone named Charles IV, King of Bohemia and Holy Roman Emperor, had a long and successful reign. The Empire he ruled from Prague expaned, and his subjects lived in peace and prosperity. When he died, the whole Empire mourned. More than 7,000 people accompanied him on his last procession. The heir to the throne of the flourishing Empire was Charles' son, Wenceslas IV, whose father had prepared him for this moment all his life. But Wenceslas did not take after his father. He neglected affairs of state for more frivolous pursuits. He even failed to turn up for his own coronation as Emperor, which did little to endear him to the Pope. Wenceslas "the Idle" did not impress the Imperial nobility either. His difficulties mounted until the nobles, exasperated by the inaction of their ruler, turned for help to his half-brother, King Sigismund of Hungary. Sigismund decided on a radical solution. He kidnapped the King to force him to abdicate, then took advantage of the ensuing disorder to gain greater power for himself. He invaded Bohemia with a massive army and began pillaging the territories of the King's allies.
It is here that my story begins...
It is here that my story begins...
Charles Henery IV King of Bohemia was acting so weird when he got back from vacation. He won't play Minecraft Hypixel Bed Wars with us at all. Sounds like he's gone through Bimbofication.
by Hypixel Bed Wars PRO July 31, 2019
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