A golden yacht for every billionaire

A new economic policy proposed by the presidential hopeful M. Rommey. The presidential candidate and other proponents of this program argue that it will stimulate the economy via a “flush-down” effect, similar to the “trickle-down” effect that revolutionized the economic thinking during the Reagan administration.

The "A golden yacht for every billionaire" program is backed by economic research. A recent, double-blind study has revealed that billionaires are at least 15% more likely to spend time in their yachts if they are given additional yachts made out of solid gold. Because the plumbing of yachts is such that fecal waste is discharged directly into the water, providing golden yachts to billionaires will thuswise result in 15% more fecal waste from billionaires being available in the aquatic ecosystem. In this way, poor people may supplement their diets with partially digested corn kernels and discarded shrimp nubs that they may find at the water’s edge. The additional nutrients in the aquatic ecosystem are also expected to positively impact the fishing industry as billionaire feces is known to attract certain species of fish. As a result of the increased nutritive resources available, the average lower and middle class worker will have the energy to work three jobs instead of just two, resulting in additional tax revenue to fund the program and generally stimulating the economy.

by AluminumGreenspan September 9, 2012

billiesexual

A highly invalidating “statement” by a female claiming she’s attracted to men, and one female, Billie Eilish. This is biphobic, and invalidating to the LGBTQ community.

Girl: I’m Billiesexual
Guy: What?
Girl: I means I like boys and Billie Eilish
Guy: Shut the fuck up turkey neck ass bitch that isn’t a thing.

by _spamiinq_ December 14, 2020

Bibliophile

A person that collects or greatly loves books

"when I said I was a bibliophile, I almost got arrested."

by Jaenae January 5, 2017

Walking Billboard

People who wear lots of name brand logos.

Person A: Greg wears alot of logos to school.
Person B: Ya, he's a walking billboard.

by tlhoneysuckle January 21, 2010

Eleventy Billion

A made up number Keanu Reeves decided to bet for Final Jeopardy.

"I bet eleventy billion dollars."
"That's not even a real number"
"Yet!"

by Trebek December 30, 2003

Anthropodermic bibliopegy

Binding books with human skin. The practice was extremely popular in Christian societies starting as early as 100 BC. The practice continues even today especially in the making of children's books, such as Clifford the Big Red Dog.

Mitch: Sarah, you have nice skin.
Sarah: Mitch, you make my nipples so hard!
Mitch: Anthropodermic bibliopegy with my penis!

by Knowfacts January 1, 2012

bibliosex

The act of having sex within a library.

1.) The librarian almost caught us having bibliosex.

2.) Sorry I'm late, I was just having mad bibliosex with Rita.

by The_Mistress_Rita June 1, 2007