Big Brown Crayon

A big, hard turd!

Last night I dropped a big ass-bomb, when I flushed it there was bowl graffiti. The art of the Big Brown Crayon!

by Jesterger September 14, 2010

Big Brown Beaver

A Big Brown Beaver is a woman with a vagina covered in a large amount of pubic hair; This is one of many other terms for a woman with a vagina covered in a large amount of pubic hair. The term "Big Brown Beaver" was popularized by the Primus song titled "Wynona's Big Brown Beaver" off of Primus's fourth studio album "Tales From The Punchbowl".

"Jesus Christ! Taylors got a Big Brown Beaver, didn't really expect her to have that much on her"

by Filthy Ape October 9, 2020

big brown head

A turd so large that the top is above the water line in the toilet

" That big brown head in the toilet is disgusting. Whoever did it should flush it."

by dis[gruntled] September 23, 2006

big brown bass

Taking an extra long shit while on a vessel.

Oh my god I have a to drop a big brown bass.

by Leafsfanforever May 5, 2021

big brown W

a picture of George W Bush drawn on a carpet using feces.

Whats that big pile of crap on your carpet?

Thats my big brown W.

by nalgene36789 April 16, 2009

big brown eye

Big ass hole
Lyric in a UB40 song

I'm lookin in your big brown eye

by catrocks March 27, 2006

Big Brown Fool

A large, brown male who rolls to places on his tiny skateboard.

He tears up pavement and cobblestone alike while dodging (mercifully) the sea of human targets.

He's a big brown fool.

"Holy shit! Did you see that Big Brown Fool go by?"

"Of course I did. He's big and brown!"

by link skywalker May 12, 2010