BIF

Acronym for Balls In Face. When a dude is looking at something on your desk, standing so close to your face you can almost smell his crotch.

"Dude you just got BIFfed so hard."
"What the hell? Junior BIFs me every fucking morning when I get in. I am almost to the point of getting a dental dam."

by FerrisM December 15, 2011

bif

boyfriend. from 'bf' and developed into the pronouncable word 'bif'

"i'm going to go call my bif now"
"my bif and i are going out tonight"

by britneyjk October 4, 2006

BIF

Bitch I'm Famous

BIF:

If People like what you do, just say it: Bitch I'm Famous!

If your proud of yourself of what you did, just say it: Bitch I'm Famous!

If you feel good about yourself and you look hot, just say it:
Bitch I'm Famous!

etc.

by Darmine86 October 23, 2010

bif

Butt in Front. Unsightly mound of flesh between the belly and the pussy. In extreme cases, the pile of blubber may actually develop a crease between the belly button and the vagina, giving the illusion of a butt in front.

Damn, that girl Shea's bif is making me hot!! I love the way the sweat runs down....

by DyinRyan November 9, 2007

bif

B.I.F is a graffiti crew in Sweden, known from the hiphop group "Looptroop", which apparently has members in it.

"You think I wrote B.I.F on Mac D without a reason" -Cos.m.i.c/Looptroop/Long arm of the Law

"Cosmic stayed home but BIF crew stay tight" -Looptroop/Ambush in the night

"but the story you tell do the letters i spell
s.h.i.t with the b.i.f c.r.e.w
love graffiti til death" -Looptroop/Illegal Commercials

by sir her November 22, 2006

BIF

Short for Butt In Front. Similar to a gunt. Can be used for male or female

She had such a big BIF, I was able to fuck it. I love that.

by Copie Boy December 3, 2002

bif

to have a grudge or start bif with set man with quiffs that can get lifted unless they wearing hats so you dont know what the rocking with

Big man do you want bif

by lamabob February 7, 2018